The_DarthMoogle

I think what me meant was protections can be bypassed by turtles.

You get a tube. I wish for Romney's Binder of Women.

That's 'cause it comes with a great all round anti infantry weapon standard, perhaps? My NC MAX runs a left arm Mattock with slug ammo, and the NS-10 Burster. I have to use the Mattock because it's the longest range weapon, but still only 50m.

The Red 740nm melts the crayons around it, and eventually sets the box on fire. I wish my driving lesson was in the snow.

Not when you're on the other end of it. Granted, the default one sucks bullets, but the weapons you can buy from that are way nastier than the NC MAX.

You fall into the bag and drown. I wish for a boat, for a boat, for a muthafunkin boat.

A parcel arrives tomorrow morning. It's empty.

By not sleeping, you develop an irregular heat beat and die. Just like that. I wish the heating would actually come on tomorrow morning.

Your new car from Microsoft will arrive tomorrow. I wish for a train set.

You are granted the power to cast etc. and irl. But you don't know what they do. I wish for a conservatory for my house.

You go back to some party in 2006 and watch yourself die. I wish for world peace.

Failed.

I have never seen that to be true. Aside from the Wikipedia article. You don't insult my intelligence, man. You insult my face expertise. You're probably on a European keyboard of some description. Canada has one that does funky things too, unless it's a French keyboard in disguise.

Ysharma, you must stop. You're doing it all wrong. If you rob someone of everything, then they don't have the capacity to evolve so you can do it all over again :D

I'm gonna hold on the duck remover suggestion. I'm 50% sure if it was ducks, OP would've said so. Using my Sherlock Holmes power of deduction - he put 8 as his Java version because he is in fact on WINDOWS 8!!! Windows 8 has been proven to mess up Minecraft in relation to handling graphics drivers, therefore the OP needs to update his/her graphics drivers, then run in Windows 7 compatability mode. Done. 10 dollars to CovertJaguar, please.

Im'a gonna get some sleep, and you can all feel my wrath tomorrow.

I sincerely hope Kaker and Co don't bottle out. I'm tired of being mucked around, and someone needs to actually take a real stance. Bring this pseudo-political bullshit into the light for all to see. Oh, about everyone being all 'oh no, FTB won't have mod exclusivity.' Guess which are the only two public modpacks with RailCraft permissions. Fuck all of you. I want to punch Dong Princess' pre-smug face before he has a chance to see this all.

Wow, I thought I was right in respecting this guy. Oh well. See my prophecy in the Kitty Jail thread. It's all downhill from here.

I'm having uber fun (What's the alt code for umlaut by the way...) on andrewdonshiik's Technic Battles server. The corporate attitude was at it's height a while back. We seemed to get plagued by people who were oblivious to the entire point of the server. They went for explosions instead of politics, rather than both. I broke into someone's forcefield, stole all his stuff, then went back to openly admit it. At which point I was tricked to walk into a death room, and promptly lost all my stuff. Proper corporate politics, ya know? M-Tech is taking applicants, by the way.

You feel the need to grab your mother's legally owned assault rifle, shoot her in the face, walk to the school and... oh hang on, too soon? I wish for a money printer.

M-Tech is now open for applications. Also, here's some screenshots of Phase One of Moogle Manor (THE PLACE WHERE I DON'T KEEP MY MACHINES) Plan for Phase Two is to extend the south wing by, uuh, lots.

Yes, that is a dumb question. Well done.

Apple shit doesn't even run Flash. They would cry and drown themselves in the toilet trying to do Java...

You become Queen of Wolves. I wish for a talking fish sandwich.