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  1. TheBytemaster

    (Insert obligitory "See you next year"-style new years eve joke here)

  2. TheBytemaster

    (つω⊂* )

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      you forgot the TL;DR at the end...

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What?

  3. TheBytemaster

    [intensity intensifies]

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      [raises emergency barriers]

    3. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      [exerts overwhelming calming force]

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      [moon laser intensifies]

  4. TheBytemaster

    *begins musical number*

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    2. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      I hate musicals. -_-

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Lol, where have you been for the last bajillion months Kocken?

    4. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Using nothing on the forums except the buttons for alerts, PMs and the Off Topic Section? All the threads I follow except kitty jail yields alerts, so I only rarely browse the forums anymore.

  5. TheBytemaster

    *begins silly-string bombardment of your neighborhood*

  6. TheBytemaster

    *Breathes massive sigh of relief*

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926


      Ha, you breathed unnecessarily!

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *breathes anyways* BREATHEBREATHEBREATHEBReATHE

  7. TheBytemaster

    *helicopter begins assulting your house with massive amounts of silly string*

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      if i could afford this for april fools....i would do so...

  8. TheBytemaster

    *launches crawler from out of fog*

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      *mistakes crawler for mine, doesn't bother destroying it despite having ample energy to do so*

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *explodes all the things*

  9. TheBytemaster

    *Literally ironic*

  10. TheBytemaster

    *pompus zen humming*

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      *Screams La Marsellaise at the top of my longs.*

    3. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      *covers ears*

    4. ThePagan

      ThePagan

      *spams /nuke*

  11. TheBytemaster

    *Sees bitcoin prices* THAR SHE BLOWS!

  12. TheBytemaster

    *signing up for internet thing* "What's your first name?" "Uh... Roy" "Last name?" *Poker face* "...Mustang"

  13. TheBytemaster

    *whistles* 14 pages of spam, wow.

  14. TheBytemaster

    <3v!1 133t>

  15. TheBytemaster

    Loose chips sink MIPS.

  16. TheBytemaster

    ♫TWOOOOOO....CAN BE AS BAAAD AS ONNNE ♫

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      One is the loneliest number that'll you'll ever see... Two and be just as bad as oneee

  17. TheBytemaster

    0% remaining: Please connect your charger.

  18. TheBytemaster

    Ab-bar pbhyq rire oernx guvf. Jnvg, penc.

    1. ThePagan

      ThePagan

      No one could ever break this. Let them try.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      LET THEM TRY AND THEN WEEP.

    3. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I wasn't sure how to phrase my comment. Having re-written and deleted it multiple times, I understand. Vg vf nzhfvat gb xrrc gur zvfvasbezrq thrffvat juvyr jr ynhtu va rapbqrq bofphevgl.

  19. TheBytemaster

    Ah, another avatar! Which LoL character is this one?

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Her back-story sounds like she should be a yokai or something.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      She's a gumiho - the Korean version of the kitsune.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Ah. That makes sense.

  20. TheBytemaster

    Airquotes won't save you now, boy.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      OH YOU DIDN'T

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      "didn't"

  21. TheBytemaster

    All hail the queen of FiSH!

    1. SkylordThunder

      SkylordThunder

      *bows*

  22. TheBytemaster

    AM ROOT. *maniacal power-mad laughter*

    1. Torezu

      Torezu

      Oh really? >:)

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      *starts fondling the power cable*

      Care to revise your exclamation? :D

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Er, I rooted my phone and put slimbean on it. It's crazy fast now and I can do whatever I want to the system. *resumes maniacial laughter with slightly less intensity*

  23. TheBytemaster

    ANNNNNNd now I broke windows. Gosh freaking DARN it all to HECK.

    1. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      Hahahahahaha. You should have bought Turtle OS.

  24. TheBytemaster

    Apparently I am not allowed to have any weapon who's AOE is larger than it's range.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But if everything in the general direction I pointed my weapon at is already dead, then why would it matter if I have a few points of damage?

    3. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      You said AOE, not area + insane one-shotting damage.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Well, given that the AOE damage falls off over distance, and assuming that I have at least something resembling aim, I think everything downrange of me is pretty hosed. If a weapon's AOE is bigger than it's range and it's not some sort of meele weapon, then it's doing a lot of damage.

  25. TheBytemaster

    Are you a friend? *ominous static hissing intensifies*

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