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  1. TheBytemaster

    Does Arstotzka support turtilism?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Better question, does turtilism support Arstotzka?

    2. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      who that

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Arstotzka is BEST country.

  2. TheBytemaster

    Don't disappoint me... or I'll make you wish you could die.

  3. TheBytemaster

    Donkey-ing great justice, for punches!

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Unfortunately, that makes you look like an ass.

      *ba-tum-tish!*

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Well played. (￣ー￣)//””

  4. TheBytemaster

    Dubstep NASA brings you, the Wubble telescope!

  5. TheBytemaster

    Eau de LCL.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      Wish i knew..

  6. TheBytemaster

    EDIT: This EDIT: this edit was brought to me EDIT: you EDIT: by the wonderful EDIT: I wonder if it's EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: YOUR FACE -SEGFAULT-

  7. TheBytemaster

    Engineer'in an engineer so that he can engineer YOUR FACE OFF. Like a boss. A moss boss. Made of floss. Who shops at Ross with his boss Andross!

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    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      We could suggest what should come into your brain? What? :P

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Maybe.

    4. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      A bit rambly, but sure!

  8. TheBytemaster

    Equal parts geeky, unconventional, and loose cannon-ey.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Yes, I am actively parodying/rewriting the statuses of others. In case you didn't notice.

  9. TheBytemaster

    Ermergersh. http://imgur.com/OPyrhEL

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      My Neighbor Tibbero

  10. TheBytemaster

    Ever on and on, I continue circling...

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      are you dizzy yet?

  11. TheBytemaster

    Everything and nothing. Motion and stillness, all in the ever-filling void of life. Why do we live this way?

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    2. Soupa

      Soupa

      Because water is better.

    3. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      Why not?

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      All valid answers.

  12. TheBytemaster

    Feeling proud of myself for working "hypodermic" into a poem without it sounding clunky.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      A prick, a hiss, an emptied vial, A merciful end to an immediate trial.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Are you actually, listening? I thought I told you, no more rhyming.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Sprinting legs, a carried girl Bombs rain down, the clouds unfurl, Rescued from the doomed enclave- but, the one she loves is trapped.

  13. TheBytemaster

    Foopdeewoopdeedoopdeedoo.

  14. TheBytemaster

    Friends are like balloons. When you stab them they die.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Pshh, who told you that? The internet? The cake is totally real. I'm eating some right now. Scrumptious. Care for a slice of dark swiss triple-fudge cake? *pours melted chocolate frosting over top*

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      It's not real! Byte, you're stuck in the Matrix!

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I'm not stuck in the Matrix. The matrix is stuck in ME.

  15. TheBytemaster

    Fun fact, if you introduce yourself by giving everyone fancy swiss chocolates, you will make more friends.

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Those aren't friends, they just want more chocolate!

    2. Soupa

      Soupa

      What are you talking about I'm totally their friend.

    3. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Pssh, tell me more, Byte! (and give me more, while we're at it!)

  16. TheBytemaster

    Gah. Should I play with/learn RenPy? Or hack together a rumble keyboard with an Arduino chip and some PS2 rumblers? So many tough choices.

  17. TheBytemaster

    Ghost pepper flakes + Ramen noodles *exhales flaming piller of death*

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      I feel sorry for you. here, have some Endorphin Rush. It'll make you... feel better.

      <_<
      >_>

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What did you say?*breathes flames in your general direction*

  18. TheBytemaster

    GlovePIE. ...GlovePIE... everywhere. Imagine it.

  19. TheBytemaster

    Glow-in-the-dark whiteface action figures for sale! Half off and free shipping this week only! (May or may not give nightmares.)

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      50 cents and you've got a deal.

  20. TheBytemaster

    Goodbye, and thanks for all the good times.

    1. poryy

      poryy

      !!!! Why?

    2. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      nooooo

      Don't go

      :'(

  21. TheBytemaster

    Ḩ̡͉̼͈̖̮̤̹̺̰̤̹̖͉͈͓̜͕ͣ̉͐͒̇ͨ̈̆̋̎̿̾ͭ̌̇̀͠E̷̞̪͍͓̔ͭͨ͗̑̃Ḻ̵̵̡͔̖̝̖̺͙̦͕͍̳͓́̂͛̋̓͂̆ͬ̅́P̢̗͉͇͍͉̟̪̤͓̼͒̍ͤ̅ͥ̔ͥͩͧ̿̈ͤ̎̃͌̅̆̀̀̕͠ ̵̛̟̖̤̦̥͕͚̹͙ͩ̾͑ͧ͗ͮ͋̃̓̍̿ͪ̎̋́͞͝M̯̰̬̬͈̠̱͓̃ͧ̆̑͂ͩ͐͑͌̑̀͟͡E̴̶ͩ͐̍̃ͪ͗͏̯͚͉̯̱̣͚̲͕̱͓̝̳̜͞

    1. Stop mocking me0

      Stop mocking me0

      You've broken the matrix within the matrix…

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Bad boy! Don't tease sct with null pointers!

    3. lukeb28

      lukeb28

      No...

  22. TheBytemaster

    Have you seen Tiberius? I can't find him anywhere, stupid bear.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      Tibbers is the correct spelling FYI and I FOUND HIM RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Hehe you smell like burning.

  23. TheBytemaster

    Haven't updated this in, like, 30 seconds...

  24. TheBytemaster

    Heh. I started playing Uplink again, and I finally got to the LAN stages. Nearly peed my pants and had a heart attack when the admin logged on.

  25. TheBytemaster

    Hello again. Would you like to play a game? How about a nice game of thermonuclear war?

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      1v1 me m8

    2. AdamHovorka

      AdamHovorka

      I think I'll stick with Tic-Tac-Toe, thank you very much.

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