ON TOPIC: Becuase all hackers have quantumsuits, I think a hacker creeper could stay underwater for *tests quantumsuit on live creeper* approx.
3 months before it starts to take suffocation damage.
My GOD! You read my mind! I am 14 and I have no social networking sites! I don't even have a phone yet! And still I see all these 9 year-olds walking around watching **** on their phones and swearing every 2 sentences.
Maybe... He hacked his mouse too! To make it faster clicking! And then it came alive and developed a sense of morals to prevent it from clicking anything pirate scumbags made!
EDIT: Forgot to say... He musta have sung the pirate song too many times.