If the machine allows for multiple realities, I would create a timeline where all monkeys got killed before they started developing large brains. Then I would jump a couple 100 million years into that worlds future and see what species evolved to our level of intelligence (IT, bigass structures, "proper" social structurization etc.).
10 buck say it will be the crows or the rats.
Oi, tech dudes,I know IE is a piece of manure, but how would I access the internet without it on a new machine?
Also, how do I uninstall it? It keeps generating cookies and other crap without me using it!
Suddenly I feel less mad at the fact that non-essential med-stuff takes forever to get a time for here. Atleast you get what you need if you'll get handicapped or die without it.
Also, fun fact: Getting payed for blood-donation here is illegal. (except for in some yummy sandwiches)
Free health care+free schools with free food=more intelligent people->more money->more free stuff/tax cuts.
That is how you build an economy with 0 resources (except trees in our case). Don't build bubbles, they WILL pop.
Get it fixed ASAP, I plan on moving there.
Don't get me wrong, Finland is awesome, but Finnish is a hard language to master and the "Green" politicians are doing their best to ruin our industries, power system and archipelagos.
Fucking cormorants.
If we meet up in Germany I'll buy you a couple, I'm only 17 but appearently beer=soda in that country.
Try Pic-Googeling my username BTW. I only use it for YouTube and this site (aswell as minecraft), so it's pretty fun to see the results.
Now to stalk y'all in that way :3
EDIT: That was surprisingly boring
On that note, has anyone punched Edison in the face yet? I'd still punch him, but I believe we should make a list. Also, do we punch him after each other? Does it really matter?
Yup, but it will be slow as heck. The construction would have to be pretty large to get any amount of withers worth mentioning. Also, I recommend using tesla coils to zap 'em, as you'll have basically infinite EU in there (through geothermal generators). It will still be a very slow process though.
There are so many ways to get rich with that so I won't even bother listing any.
Checking out the future would always be cool, but if that wouldn't work, I'd go fuck around with some old scriptures so that they irrefutably say that I am the reincarnation of ALL the deitys.
Also I would make sure the whole world uses SI-units (and Celsius).
Vaguely related to this, is there an easy way for moderators on this forum to check whether an user connects regularly with the same IP? So that you can IP-ban if they have a static IP?
Not sure if it's worth bothering with, but this guy wasn't even fun :/