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I require assistance with putting on my monocle.

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I have tried, and I am unable to correctly insert my monocle into the apex of my eye. It is quite a predicament. My monocle has no gallery, and therefore cannot rest correctly. I need advice.

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Good Sir,

It is with deepest remorse that I hear of your monocle predicament. There are several possibilities for a solution, of which I trust you will choose the most suitable. You could firmly secure the monocle into the orbit of your skull using a measure of high-strength adhesive, however it must be noted that following this procedure, extraction of said monocle would be a significant endeavour. You could bring your monocle to a local metal-worker's shop, however this approach would require some measure of currency for the craftsman's salary. If you have the proper supplies and expertise, it would be trivial to improve the monocle yourself. I do hope my words have elevated your spirits, and I bid you haste in finding a solution.

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I have tried, and I am unable to correctly insert my monocle into the apex of my eye. It is quite a predicament. My monocle has no gallery, and therefore cannot rest correctly. I need advice.

Good sir, might I inquire if the fit is too tight, or too loose for such a grand and noble brow as yours?

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