Dentcat Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 I have tried, and I am unable to correctly insert my monocle into the apex of my eye. It is quite a predicament. My monocle has no gallery, and therefore cannot rest correctly. I need advice. Quote
planetguy Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Good Sir, It is with deepest remorse that I hear of your monocle predicament. There are several possibilities for a solution, of which I trust you will choose the most suitable. You could firmly secure the monocle into the orbit of your skull using a measure of high-strength adhesive, however it must be noted that following this procedure, extraction of said monocle would be a significant endeavour. You could bring your monocle to a local metal-worker's shop, however this approach would require some measure of currency for the craftsman's salary. If you have the proper supplies and expertise, it would be trivial to improve the monocle yourself. I do hope my words have elevated your spirits, and I bid you haste in finding a solution. Quote
Richs_Yard Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Monocle? Sir, are you in the 1840s still? its the 1850s man! Opera glasses are where its at! Quote
TheBytemaster Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 I have tried, and I am unable to correctly insert my monocle into the apex of my eye. It is quite a predicament. My monocle has no gallery, and therefore cannot rest correctly. I need advice. Good sir, might I inquire if the fit is too tight, or too loose for such a grand and noble brow as yours? Quote
Lethosos Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 I heard a pinch of luminous aether will do the job. Quote
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