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  1. Merry Christmas ol' chap.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Merry Christmas to you too. http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/432172-league-of-legends

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      This is too bootyful for words.

  2. @totallyfakeperson: I know, this has been a total waste of my time! You should download it here: bit.ly/obviousvirus

  3. *sings softly and caresses my own body * "Jiggly, jiggly, jiggly puff"

  4. ♪Now I only want you gone.♪

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Me? Oh. Okay. Cool. Fine. Give me an hour to pack up my stuff. *sniff*

  5. And the avatar changes again...

    1. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      WIth the fall of life on other planets due to the invasion of turtilism.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
  6. AP Syndra

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      What's this? Did Byte just make a Zhonya's hourglass joke? Give me your fucking summoner's name right now.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Nope; I don't have a LoL account, nor do I have time to learn LoL any time soon. I just Googled, "how to beat Syndra" and went from there :P

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
  7. Apparently adept at not setting off sarcasm meters

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    2. Torezu

      Torezu

      That depends on who else is reading/listening to the exchange. Sometimes it's <more> fun.

    3. TonyVS

      TonyVS

      it is all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then it becomes a sport

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
  8. Armenian/Canadian/Vietnamese Goddess of Sarcasm. And kicking your butt. Can't forget that, can we?

  9. Because it's never too late to die.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Unless you're already dead. Then what?

  10. Bonjour, monsieur. Care for a glass of champagne?

  11. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.

    1. TheBytemaster
    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      Do i have to throw anything into the Aperture science emergency incinerator?

  12. Cross eyed opossums can't see you, but can sense you with their psychic powers.

  13. Dishonor on your cow.

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    2. Akeffala

      Akeffala

      dishonor on your ancestors!

    3. planetguy

      planetguy

      Cows on your dishonor.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      OH SNAP. Cow'd.

  14. Dolla dolla bill y'all.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      My goodness that's a long duck.

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      I used to have a long duck but it got eaten when it tried to mess with our cats.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I wonder if trained guard ducks could be a thing. They're loud, mean, and can fly.

  15. Don't talk to me. I am on probation and I do want to yell at you for being a newbie. That would mean me getting banned or somethin'.

  16. Fuck EA

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      what Enormous Assholes eh? (pun intended)

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I dunno I got Dragon Age for free from them, they're alright.

  17. GLaDOS being a big ol bitch.

  18. Glockenspiel frigorific ataraxy obstreperous.

  19. Guess what? Chicken butt!

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Guess who? Chicken poo!

  20. Hi sugar.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I am a robotic ballerina and you are a squid-electric ball hybrid.

    3. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      No one shall trample us!

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      And I am a floating head of terror/the president's "emissary".

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