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  1. Stop messing about and just give me ahri. pleeeeeaaaaaassseeee.

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    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      (i just laughed at the irony)

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      That gives me enough time to scrounge up that 975 RP.

    4. holymage!

      holymage!

      Fun fact of the day: i was 2 weeks late and my parents were getting worried i would be born on Halloween...

  2. We need to do LoL again. Like, this Friday.

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    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      oh its forward? that makes since my sister is in Alberta and is 1 hour ahead.

    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      the ethernal question: Do we VOIP?

    4. holymage!

      holymage!

      Turns out that 11 pm pst isn't 8pm est....sorry :(

  3. Hi sugar.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I am a robotic ballerina and you are a squid-electric ball hybrid.

    3. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      No one shall trample us!

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      And I am a floating head of terror/the president's "emissary".

  4. What the fuck I just saw that face in your avatar and it scared me to death.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Is my new avatar better?

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      This is still my favorite profile post. I remember laughing so hard. Good times, good times.

  5. Reality has hampered my progress as a human being.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Birds have also hampered my progress as a human being.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Are you a potato?

    4. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      Shes a spud, Hey spud!

  6. Dishonor on your cow.

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    2. Akeffala

      Akeffala

      dishonor on your ancestors!

    3. planetguy

      planetguy

      Cows on your dishonor.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      OH SNAP. Cow'd.

  7. It's finally not 10 degrees outside. There is a god.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      AAHHH NOW IT'S SNOWING AGAIN

    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      it's raining here if it makes your feel better.

    4. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      What's this outside you speak of? My habitat is cooled to a balmy SoCal 80

  8. Apparently adept at not setting off sarcasm meters

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    2. Torezu

      Torezu

      That depends on who else is reading/listening to the exchange. Sometimes it's <more> fun.

    3. TonyVS

      TonyVS

      it is all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then it becomes a sport

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
  9. Just a Mata in it's natural environment.

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    2. Richs_Yard
    3. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      Now that is not as menacing. I love it because of the Borderlands-comical-type-look

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Because it's from borderlands 2.

  10. Your page... it is...interesting.

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    2. TheBytemaster
    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      No, I mean the new forums sadly don't have the same kind of personal pages. Any post I post on someone's profile will also be seen on my page. It's horrible ;(

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh yeah. I miss that too. A moment of silence for the old forum profile pages, please...

  11. What tangled webs we weave.

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    2. Torezu

      Torezu

      Are you a spider?

    3. Munaus

      Munaus

      Asked the handsome rider.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Who played a guitar with his sleeve.

  12. AP Syndra

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      What's this? Did Byte just make a Zhonya's hourglass joke? Give me your fucking summoner's name right now.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Nope; I don't have a LoL account, nor do I have time to learn LoL any time soon. I just Googled, "how to beat Syndra" and went from there :P

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
  13. Dolla dolla bill y'all.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      My goodness that's a long duck.

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      I used to have a long duck but it got eaten when it tried to mess with our cats.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I wonder if trained guard ducks could be a thing. They're loud, mean, and can fly.

  14. Qui est ton petit chou?

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      i am your lovely right?

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      but i do know darling....

      ps, i'm not a cabbage

      funny enough i could acually figure most of that out my self....just didn't know what Suis and chou meant...

  15. riot plz

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      riot. whut r u doin. riot. shtap.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      riot I will giv 5 stars to u if you nerf the laser.

  16. It's your monthly care package of absolute nonsense

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      whoop-ca-doop! babooblabling! dadadumpty!

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      *snorts*
      Good stuff, good stuff...
      *cough*

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I see you needed it.

  17. Your page seems lonely...

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      HERE HAVE THIS
      DDKJFAKDK;AJF

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      I'm all for posting random shit on my page, but try to put some effort in it, would ya? It's basically art at this point, let's not turn it to modern such.
      That being said: ÄÖGKS*DFGKSÅEPO=I%¤#(/¤

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      OH NO YOU DIDN'T YOU BIG H:F*U&#)PH)*(HF)9)~

  18. Fuck EA

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      what Enormous Assholes eh? (pun intended)

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I dunno I got Dragon Age for free from them, they're alright.

  19. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.

    1. TheBytemaster
    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      Do i have to throw anything into the Aperture science emergency incinerator?

  20. I have a probelem.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      and that would be?

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I dunno, i just like saying that. prrro-bbb-l-em

    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      i'm resisting the urge to use the word women on these fourms right now...just FYI

  21. I just couldn't wait.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Here's some more monthly nonsense.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Ba boom ba bang. La la lu lu. Cheerio, mate! Throw a croc on the barbie.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Croc on a barbie, hey ho!
      Shave and a haircut, let's go!

  22. The best person no one ever liked.

  23. Immense power is fun! You should try it sometime!

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      I already have it. It was worth the 930 lives of innocent people being slaughtered.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Remember the dinosaurs? Yeah, let's not do that again.

  24. Je ne chante pas. OU, je chante mal. Sigh.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Vous chantez en français? Ou en anglais?

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Je chante en francais? Non. Je chante en anglais? Oui.

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