Exactly as I stated; the Kitten War! Since the dawn of time, the two ancient cat clans - the Kittens and the Kitties - have fought for dominance in the universe. Countless worlds throughout the cosmos have fallen in their battles, and Earth is but their latest battlefield. Alas, some believe that we can stop the war for good, finally bringing peace to this desecrated planet, but their efforts are fruitless; already our kind is divided between which side of the war to support, and history shall yet again repeat itself - and with it, humanity lost in the crossfire - before the endless chaos moves on to take another world.
Even with my capabilities as a moderator, I am utterly powerless before the vast scope of this conflict.