Munaus

True, but there has been "Guide to avoid kellerism: Succeed in life where others has not" before. This was back in the old days, when Kaker was still young (he aged 10 years due to his work efforts here), before the forum migration. Where i suspect most threads got lost during the transfer. I have definitly seen this kinds of thread before. Another wont hurt, it might save the mods a bit of trouble.

Bravo, this must be the 3rd or 2nd time ive seen this kind of thread in the offsection. It will help about 5% of the visitors, the rest will ignore it. I like my chances Was that really necessary?

You make it sound as if I didn't put any effort into my list It's based on the time and the experience I've got on this forum, can't remember how long it's been now... Merchant deserves that spot. Mind you, jakj, I thought of putting you there as well. But changed my mind before posting. You're not part of the staff, you're part of the Technic forum family That last part can't be considered a meme? can it?

It's going to seem idiotic to say this, but I think that at a given moment we all need a place to ourselves where we can refuge ourselves and cut ourselves off from the world. - Milla Jovovich

Did i type half of my post in invisible letters again? SHoot! It happens every time! It must be a funny bug within these forums, when people can only read parts of a post. Okiedokie! Here goes, from top-notch to less important figures: Cheapshot Jay? Agelian IceWolf Maiden Merchant of Menace Valkon/Freakachu/Torezu/Ragnar Homsar/SimpleGuy/Eldmoor Sct Kakermix This list is subject to change in terms of mod behavior and future recruits.

Get laid. Break the Wall Street (if its already broke, then skip that) Buy a car and drive from east coast to west. Then back again. Try Route 66 Try not to cause another forest fire in California. If the time of the year is right, try to catch a glimpse of any tornadoes. But pretty please, if you're gonna make a film and put it on youtube, stop that screaming! This is what I would do if i ever visit the U.S.

Sct is a scout boy, he sold cookies to the neighbourhood. Kaker ate one, and instantly made sct admin. There is a reason we have fake names and funny-looking avatars, it's called Privacy. Don't invade it. Yes, that Top-Secret "launger" that Sct is working on has made the whole forums whispering in dark corners and alleys. What is it? What does it do? Some believe that it's a copy-cat off the Technic Launcher... Only time will tell when Sct will come out with a release date of the "launger". No idea

I would like to expand on that: To me, kaker is that layback, wealthy, pinstripe suit guy taking a tan near his swimming pool. In other words, he's a celebrity. Cheap is that down-to-earth, artistic/cosmetic artist who makes rainbows and unicorns and other pretty stuff. But if you mean "who make Launcher?" then you wanna talk to the wizard behind-the-scenes Agelian. If you mean the "who is most active on the forums?", then you want Jay?. I would, however, strongly recommend to avoid Her. Her powers grow for every OP/poster she banishes. I have no idea who sct is and how he was made admin( maybe he won a popularity contest?). So you see, OP, there is quite a selection of people "in-charge" of this place. Why YOU, of all the posters in this forum, MUST speak to the leaders of this place, is beyond me. But so far this thread has gone quite nicely, nobody's hurt and no one is screaming, yelling and kicking like little school girls. Who knows, maybe Kaker/cheap will see potential in me and make me mod and part of the leadership of this place... #Absolute silence, birds chirping in the distance... What? It could happen...?

Honestly, I dont care much about the changes on the homepage. The old was as ok as this new is. I only want to know about that "Cheapshot thing"... it didnt seem to take me to that topic when i clicked on it, what did cheap found out to have? :D

You forgot Merchant. She was promoted right after Jay?, I remember that as I just joined the forums back then. We still havent solved the other issue; why the whispers whenever Jay? appears? As if she was a hurricane that strikes the forum. You gotta admit, she makes the other mods look like helpless, little kiddies playing in the sandbox when she hits the stage And now to my magical "Disappear" button *Munaus logs out...

Times up. And ive got a little confession, i didnt donate Was busy with that little annoying thing called "real life". I do hope they use that money wisely (read: not on hookers and blow!)

That has already happened, the monsters are literally swarming the area!

I believe someone said that kaker eats puppies, now THAT is just plain wrong! You mean that Kaker will go back to releasing Technic in a zip file, instead of that anti-pirate launcher? Well about time! i was tired off my legally bought MC account, i want to go back to my pirate version! WHat?!? Loosing what? Ive NEVER even heard of HALF of these mods before kaker presented technic. HOW the f@ck can they lose then? Again, are you shitting me? You mean people think of a technicrator, instead of macerator from IC2? A Technic boots, instead of seven league boots from thaumcraft? A Technic block, instead of dark matter block from EE? People arent confused or that dumbed down to know which mod is which. You are the only exception Much better. I love a bit of hatred in the interwebs Now heres from a professional troll that actually respects, cares and understands what kaker stands for: F@uck off, amateur

Technic is single player Tekkit is multiplayer If you mean mod-wise, then Technic has more mods as fewer mods are SMP compatible (survival multiplayer)

"what doesnt destroy me, makes me stronger" Friedrich Nietzsche Everyone knows this from Conan, and it has been my inspiration through all these years

I dont understand how so many people seem to have a problem with the kellering. The rules of the forum are right on the top, easy to find and click. Heck it pisses me off with these trolls acting amateurs "lolz no1 tol me were 2 post about bugs!" "how cud i knw i cnt act as dickbag???" Seriously, i spent time lurking around these forums before i registered. I even read the rules BEFORE i registered. And when i finally mustered the courage to log in i read the rules again, just to make sure i wouldnt be cast out, BEFORE i posted my first post. Most of my posts or threads are half-assed or crap. But you dont see me getting Helen Kellered. Thats how you become a professional troll, pussyfooting around a community until you stand on solid ground.

A game of swordsmanship!?! WOhoo! Finally, my prayers has been heard. however fun oblivion, mount & blade or Skyrim is, they've lacked that "little extra" in swordfighting So, should i send a cheque or is it cash only?

Fun fact: People still believe that Kakermix is not canadian. New versions of mods that arent compatible with older saved games are loved by all

I've never touched tekkit, but im aware that people usually have AVG or other antivirus programs that hinder the download. You didnt tell us what antivirus you use...

Has Kaker reached that age when he only mutters and mumbles and makes no sense at all? I understand that he copied OP's post, but his choice of words are still confusing. Maybe time to pass the torch to the younger generation, grandpa' :D

OK now your taking bits here and there and make a terrible assumption, as i did earlier here. Did that clear up my intention? No? how about this; I hate hamburgers in Mc, but not the people working there I hate french fries in Mc, but not the people working there I hate coke in Mc, and so on and so forth... I hate the company, but not the people How you interpreted that i hate mcdonalds personnel is beyond me, when i used Cake and Cheap as examples.

I assumed you used your tone towards the people on this thread who trolled, 1 who was a mod. I hate mcdonalds, but i admire the people there who have to take up alot of shit, as do this forum. Fast food workers not a race? They are elfs! they live beneath the burger huts, were they work, in underground tunnels. They have a innate magical ability to camouflage themselves to a human-ish form. Thats why they are so hideous. Totally 100% true story

Im feeling a bit rascist right now, and you seem to be the perfect target for my unexplained hatred. Think of Kakermix and Cheapshot as your local Mcdonalds burger chefs, 1 customer comes in, orders, gets his burger and everyones happy! The problem with OP is not that hes the first this week, hes actually the 3789th customer this month! And during nighttime you get those exotic, non-english drunk visitors that just yell "jsuzt Givvv Me aAAhHH BUrgEER! doNT cAre what, jUzt put SumtHIng On it!" After a while, the happy helpfulness towards the customer wears out a bit. Thats why mods are hired, to do the dirty work nobody else wants to do, day after day. Go to your local burger joint and see if you can find any smile on the personnel there, i think its quite rare. So be careful about critizicing these forum personnel of "being helpful isnt that hard". They are quite good at customer service, but they are not your diaper changer or mommys hired babysitters

I once kicked my father in the ass... and he kicked me right back. and Hard! After that i learned, for the rest of my life, that i should never push or harass anyone if i dont expect to be pushed or harassed right back

What i hate most in this world? Rapists (not jakj, she is ok) Read the newspaper about a delivery guy doing his morning round, then he saw a girl in the street taking a smoke. He raped her, wut? What goes in these men's minds when they see women? Are there some kind of hormone that i havent got when i entered my adulthood? I sure as hell watch girls, talk to them, flirt them, buy 'em a drink and hope the night will end with a one-night-stand. Keyword is: Patience But what that delivery f@ck did was cheat and skip straight to undeserved pleasure (for himself, that is) It worries me if this would ever happen to people i know, love and care about. IF it happens, i would drag that miserable guy to my basement and make him scream. And i would use all my skill, ingenuity and patience to make that scream last as long as humanly possible. didnt want to creep anyone here, i just hate rapists.