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And to think I bought a fucking 4000 dollar alienware laptop! Hah! But, I had 5000 so I guess it doesn't matter.. Although I wanted that iphone, xbox 360, wii, PC and DSi :'(

Ah, I googled Jim Henson and came up with this derp picture of him: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Jim_Henson_(1989)_headshot.jpg Maker of The Muppets? I shall forever burn his voodoo doll since I hate that godforsaken show.

Try this: (IDK if this is for windows xp) Go to start > Run... type in "dxdiag" without the quotes Go to the "display" tab Google "drivers for <insert GPU model name here>" ???? Profit!

I don't even know who Jim Henson is! And where do they say that? It says "CRACKED MINECRAFT"

If I never heard of it, how is it popular?!

Well, that's that. They condone piracy. Whoopee.

*You find a book and open it* WARNING: If you find 14 year old adventures boring, retarded or stupid, please either gtfo from this thread or don't post flames. So, hello. I just want to blow off some steam and chat about my retarded class. Meet the class. It's made up of 3 groups, gamers, retarded, and girls. There are 11 girls and 7 boys in the class, making the total 18. There are 3 gamers, 5 retarded people and 11 girls. I am a gamer. So, everyday when i come to school, I bring my 3 laptops. The msi one for the tekkit server, my old one (Dell) for academic uses (Word, Powerpoint etc.) and the gaming laptop for games (Usually Portal 2, Minecraft etc). Reason I don't bring just my gaming laptop is because my crush uses one (see Romantic Advice) and I don't want to waste CPU+RAM on the server, when i can just bring a small-ass 10" laptop. I also bring a power splitter with 4 outputs and another one with 2 outputs (For my other gamer friends). The only friends I have are the other 2 gamers, the retarded and 2 of the girls (That'll be my crush, and another girl who's my friend). These are my tales of the class. Story 1: A Fail One day (30th May) I was a-playing with my buds when they suddenly had a funny idea (which isn't funny): That they shout out what they need IN CLASS. Let's just say, the teacher didn't really like it. When he started walking towards them, they panicked, but I just crashed their MCs so they'll crash into the background (They don't really know much about evasive techniques). So when he found nothing at their end, and started walking towards me, I just quickly pressed the touchpad with 3 fingers, and a batch file I wrote smartly killed the minecraft server on the msi laptop, and killed minecraft on mine and ran Word with the latest date + subject. I quickly typed everything on the board (which isn't much) and when the teacher came to my desk, he just glanced at my keyboard and wore an expression sort of like this: Which made me laff. Needless to say, I got kicked out of class for the lesson and I never, ever laughed at his fails ever again. Story 2: A Misunderstanding The other day I was playing Technic on my own, building a nice musket round factory, when I happened to switch out of the computer and actually listen to the teacher. They were talking about the class (since it was PSHE, where the class tutor sits down with the class and talks to them about the class's problems and shit) and I happened to come across the phrase "This class is the most boring, banal class I ever saw!", which made me laugh out loud. Everyone turned to me (since they thought it was boring as well) and I just said, "Well, if you don't do anything, of course it'll be boring, you actually have to do something in order to have fun, as they call it." and she (apparently it was my crush) just turned around, stared at me with the devil's stare (somewhat like this: ) and I just started again, "And also, the fact that you're calling the class BORING is like saying the sun is a kilometer big. It just isn't. You always talk, draw, doodle, and even more social things I don't need every damn day, and you call this class boring? You know what's boring? Coding. Coding is boring. If you don't have anything to code for, why code? It's a loss-loss situation." and then I just shut up and returned the stare. It was long, and drained lots of energy, but I made it. She finally backed down and sighed. I win. *more soon*

Are there specs? I might be able to run it :o

And that, my friends, is how quantum beats nano.

That's a shame.. I liked the muskets! Even had a musket round factory in Tekkit.. D: Well, i guess we all could just disable quantum suits ^.^

Did anyone even say it should or will be in the launcher? If not, what is he doing here?!

I'm 14. I doubt it'll take a while before she'll "move in".

Doesn't anal, like, hurt? This is my first one, so it does feel like she's the one. I guess I'll find me another one.

What, in all that is shmoly, is the DNS Techpack?

Eloraam uses a method called Metadata. She basically makes one item, for example, ID 302. The screwdriver is 302, emerald is 302:1, sapphire is 302:2 and so on. Alblaka doesn't really like that (afaik) and he just uses different IDs for different items (I think it's harder to maintain metadata than item IDs)

Oh yes, I saw it. It's great, and fast, but it's not very SMP compatible (He even made a video about it), I made a nice elevator that's SMP compatible, and fits 4 players. (2x2x2 car, max 8 blocks height)

If 7.0.1 crashes for you, go to %appdata%\.techniclauncher\technicssp\mods and check what version ThaumCraft is there (If it says Thaumcraft2.1.1.zip, then delete it and download manually ThaumCraft 2.1.3 (or the latest version) from the site and put it there. It'll work.

If I did have the things required to safely over-clock my CPU to 7Ghz, I would totally do that. That would be AWESOME!

I do learn sometimes from CNBMinecraft, cubehamster and sethbling, they're awesome. I memorized CNBMinecraft's 2x2 hidden door, his 3x3, 4x4 doors, and the elevator. (Which is awesome btw). As regards to cubehamster, he also invents stuff (he now has a weekly redstone challenge) and also compacts them. If you saw the video about the die cube he made, he even made a small house in it xD

Actually, on the PC it's Java 4u6, and on the laptop it's Java 4u7.

Yeah, I figured that out the first time, and that's what I do when MC is down. There's also a handy website to see if MC is really down. (http://mc.nexua.org) Why does it work like that? o_O I think a new launcher update is in due. Also, I once got a "Can't connect to minecraft.net. Play Offline Mode?" window, when I had internet but imo MC login servers were down. What's that?

I do understand some Old Speake, and what he's trying to say is that he was trying to output redstone power at the computer's back, and his software is outdated (as in, outdated mod).

The TECHNIC LAUNCHER? Impossible, it can't use that much RAM. I think it's the game. It's sorta the same for me, on my PC Tekkit runs out of memory (I gave it 1.5, then 1GB) very so often, which makes SMP kind of hard to play. When I hit Return to Main Menu, it just runs out of memory again. I just restart it. On my laptop, it never runs out of memory. Weird.

Yes, exactly. I learn at a french-israeli school, and we don't learn in English. :>

It can't be an atom thick, it's a particle (H2O, anyone?). It can only be a particle thick. :)