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You get a malicious Web browser cookie. It erases your hard drive. I wish for an edible, nontoxic, tasty cookie that belongs to me to appear in front of me.

You are in jail. I wish I had an avatar that would reflect positively on my personality.

Aritchey, I don't corrupt your wish, thus corrupting your wish for a corrupted wish, thus fully granting your wish and not corrupting it, therefore corrupting it... Attempting to resolve the above paradox, someone spams the entire Internet with text much like the above. It is now impossible to find anything useful. I wish I had an avatar.

Your last wish is granted. To ensure that you don't make any more wishes after that, and thus make the wish-granting genies do more work granting your new last wish, they kill you. I wish there was a creeper spawner in real life, but somewhere far away.

The little red wagon's axle disintegrates when you take it for a ride, and leaves you scraping along the road. I wish for all roads to be my personal territories.

Miniboxer removes his Santa hat... just in time for Christmas next year! I wish for god-like programming skills.

You get an extremely intelligent piece of software that does all of the above functions. All humans look like idiots to it, so everyone is banned. I wish I had a clone to blame stuff on.

Minecraft modding is now a peaceful profession filled by wonderful people. The community is so glad that you stopped the fighting with your wish that a mob of fans begins following you everywhere on the Internet, praising you wherever you go. Web pages, unable to deal with the "ALL HAIL ANDREWDONSHIK" spam, ban you preemptively so that your followers don't crash their servers. Eventually, your real-life address is leaked and you are crushed to death in a massive group hug. I wish I could jump onto my house's roof.

Make a ring of tubes that pumps diamonds around and around in a wall of wealth.

All of your time is now valued as "free" from your employers' perspective. I wish for a portal between Minecraft and real life in my backyard.

You are the smartest person alive. You are also the dumbest person alive, because you are the only person alive. I wish people appreciated puns more.

I recommend adding a list of included mods and a description of what the goal of the pack is. What sets your modpack apart from Tekkit or Voltz? Also, you should probably move the download link to the original post, and if possible embed the video instead of linking it.

You tell her you love her. She loves you too. On your first date, you go out to that nice cafe down the street. A clueless employee, under the impression that the cafe is an oxygen bar, pumps oxygen gas into the room. The candles on each table turn into fireballs of death and you both live out your lives with faces that look something like Minecraft's coal item. Your date is so upset that she leaves the country to go somewhere with stricter safety regulations. I wish Forge included infinite world height by making chunks cubes instead of columns.

You get a computer that is so powerful that it develops its own intelligence. You still can't play games because you can't stop your computer from playing modern games (and getting you an impressive string of hacking bans, while it's at it. It understands all the protocols better than the games' developers, it's so smart.) I wish I wasn't so bad at literary analysis.

TheBytemaster, wish? Edit: Never mind. I wish I had a quantum suit in real life.

Launcher Version: 1.1.2.0 Operating System: Windows 7 64-bit Java Version: 1.7.0_03 Antivirus Program: Avast Description of Problem: The Technic Launcher is unable to change or install new modpacks. (Tested Tekkit Lite and custom pack 3) I tried adding java as an exception in my antivirus and deleting the tekkitlite and launcher folders in my .technicpack folder. I also tried running the .jar version of the launcher, freshly downloaded from the pack homepage. The launcher launches modpacks as already installed successfully. Error Messages: Update Failed! Error Log: [17:06:06] [sEVERE] ------------------------------------------ [17:06:06] [sEVERE] Launcher is starting.... [17:06:06] [sEVERE] Launcher Build: '1.1.2.0' [17:06:06] [sEVERE] Allocated 910.25 Mb of RAM [17:06:06] [sEVERE] Java VM: '1.7.0_03-b05' [17:06:06] [sEVERE] OS Version: '6.1' [17:06:06] [sEVERE] Is 64-bit: 'true' [17:06:06] [sEVERE] [info] Downloading 'mirrors.yml' from 'http://mirror.technicpack.net/Technic/mirrors.yml'. [17:06:07] [sEVERE] Downloading 'http://206.217.207.1/Technic/CHECKSUM.md5' [17:06:07] [sEVERE] Downloaded '\launcher\CHECKSUM.md5' [17:06:08] [sEVERE] [MD5 Mismatch] File '\launcher\tekkitlite\modpack.yml' has md5 of 'a6e651c172a01f8cfc7e9ed34aa42fcb' instead of '448945a44c5bcfd20528b0adc52a69b9' [17:06:08] [sEVERE] [info] Downloading 'modpack.yml' from 'http://mirror.technicpack.net/Technic/tekkitlite/modpack.yml'. [17:06:09] [sEVERE] [info] Downloading 'minecraft.yml' from 'http://mirror.technicpack.net/Technic/minecraft.yml'. [17:06:17] [sEVERE] \tekkitlite\bin\natives does not exist! Updating.. [17:06:17] [sEVERE] 'basemods-tekkitlite-v0.5.6.zip' has MD5 mismatch! Updating.. [17:06:17] [sEVERE] java.lang.NumberFormatException: For input string: "null" [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.lang.NumberFormatException.forInputString(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.lang.Integer.parseInt(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.lang.Integer.<init>(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.MinecraftYML.compareVersions( [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)MinecraftYML.java:92) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.MinecraftYML.getLatestCachedMinecraft(MinecraftYML.java:77) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.MinecraftDownloadUtils.downloadMinecraftVersion(MinecraftDownloadUtils.java:60) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.MinecraftDownloadUtils.downloadMinecraft(MinecraftDownloadUtils.java:15) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.GameUpdater.updateMC(GameUpdater.java:124) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.gui.LoginForm$3.doInBackground(LoginForm.java:826) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at org.spoutcraft.launcher.gui.LoginForm$3.doInBackground(LoginForm.java:808) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at javax.swing.SwingWorker$1.call(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.util.concurrent.FutureTask$Sync.innerRun(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.util.concurrent.FutureTask.run(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at javax.swing.SwingWorker.run(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(Unknown Source) [17:06:17] [sEVERE] at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(Unknown Source) [17:06:20] [sEVERE] Exiting the Technic Launcher Edit: Cleared cache and the launcher worked. This problem doesn't seem to be in "common problems and fixes", I found it browsing a random other thread. Consider adding it there?

Try using the "Linux/.JAR" launcher version, it looks like a problem with the launcher updater.

If I had to guess, the Technic people are changing from a modified version of Spout's old launcher to something based on Spout's new launcher.

You are teleported to Australia at the same moment that a clueless maintenance worker connects a high-voltage power line to their Internet cable and destroys the continent's Internet. I wish I wished for a wish.

"Potato-shaped" and "penny" are mutually exclusive, because an object can only have one shape. Your wish cannot be granted, but as Wish-Granting Genie I can't just do nothing and leave, so I'll just throw a pie in your face and call it good. I wish my laundry put itself away, then my mother wouldn't kick me off the computer to do it.

The Super Trolls go their separate ways and, instead of trolling on their own, engage in trolling outreach activities to teach other people about the joys of trolling. Within 30 days, everyone in the world is trolling the one remaining holdout from the World Order of Trolls: you. I wish all wishes were 11 words long like this one.

Pluto explodes in your face. I wish I had a backhoe without any children's blood on it.

Your brain is transferred to the suit you described. Also transferred is a chimpanzee, who is the one attached to the controls. I wish I had a backhoe.

If you launch standard Tekkit Lite it's on the main menu.

You can see everyone's edit history on every forum in history. All the text blocks out your screen. I wish people could see that I updated my post to continue the game. "edit reason: ninja recovery"