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The Enjin one? That's all I can find and all they seem to offer is third party apps.

Getting a bit fed up with this now. I've been with Clanslots for a couple of months and to be frank, they fucking suck. I'm looking to move elsewhere, where I can enjoy the game peacefully without being randomly booted or having to reset the server every 5 minutes to play. If anyone has any recommendations, please do share them. Cheers!

This. This is the guy that pretty much said "I makey piratey version. Version no werk. Please halps!!!1!!!111!" The force is not very strong with this one.

2x Powercolor HD6950 PCS++ in Crossfire. Shaders unlocked, not overclocked as I've got no need for it yet. I think they're such sexy cards.

I just love how there's a small whisper of an update and people start threads going "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?". It's still the same game. It's still on the PC. It's still blocky and beautiful. There will be tweaks and there will be minor improvements, but what's wrong with the one we've got now?

Thanks guys, the thing isn't that I don't want to continue learning, I've got loads going on at work and in my personal life so I don't have the time to commit to this anymore. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed learning what I have, and I'd love to continue, but I just can't at the moment. I figured that once everything is set up, I can take it from there and learn in bits and pieces rather than have to dedicate the numerous hours which I don't have at the moment to carry out the initial setup. I did get fairly far, but as I'm sure many of you are aware there are so many variables to that can go wrong. @TheSpoonyOne: Thanks mate, much appreciated. I'll be in touch shortly.

Go for it, I'm at the point of taking whatever I can get and throwing money at what I can't, that's how frustrating this whole experience has been for me. If you manage to pull it off, I'll gladly pay you, provided everything works. If you want to get started, let me know exactly what you need and perhaps PM me your email address or something.

Plugins required: PEX Essentials Whatever plugin is best for disabling certain items When: As soon as possible. Why: I have other commitments I need to tend to. Like preserving my sanity. What I want: A server that I can start, run, and be able to promote / demote people, just your general cookie cutter server really. I'd also like the most common things disabled, like Novas, Nukes, and anything else that can cause unwanted havoc. Auto saves: I'd like the server to save automatically every 6 hours or so, so I can revert should someone mess up. Only overwrite saves older than 48hrs. An email address. I'm not going to pester you every five minutes, but if I do need your help, I'd really like to be able to contact you. I shall compensate you for your time at a rate of £5/hour. Anything else you can think of that a new server might require. Additional info: Payment will be made upon completion to a Paypal account of your choice. I'm not a scammer or anything, I'm an honest person and I find that paying makes allot more sense than dealing with the shitstorm of not paying. I'd prefer someone who's fluent in English. You will also have 100% rights to play on our server whenever you want, whether you want to or not is up to you. As I am paying for this, I'd also like you to use common sense and tell me if I've missed anything. If there are plugins that I've missed or settings, banned items or anything else that you think a server should have, then please say so. I'm pretty good at reading people. If I think you've got any tricks up your sleeve, I won't go ahead with this, and instead wait for someone else. I'm basically looking for someone who's honest and helpful. If you think this is you, then please reply below or PM me and we can get this show on the road. Thanks for reading!

Scrap this. Apologies.

Is it just me or does this forum really attract idiots like flies on shit?

What freak said. Also, RARFrog is a great free program.

Alright cheers, that was certainly a step in the right direction. Still loads to do, but progress is at least being made now. Thanks!

Nobody?

Hey guys, I seem to be either retarded or stuck. I presume the former, but I'm hoping that there are nice enough folks on here to help me out. I've set up a server for a small community, which has been running for a fortnight or so now, but it's getting to the point of having to install plugins to enhance everyone's experience. My biggest issue at the moment is creating groups within PermissionsEX. I've installed the plugin itself, and it's working fine, but I'm unable to create any groups to start sorting them out and their permissions. I've created a Permissions.yml file which I've uploaded to the root folder of my plugins (where I was told to install all the JAR files, not in subdirectories) and I've added in the text from the support page, as follows: groups: default: default: true permissions: - modifyworld.* Admins: prefix: '&0(&4Admins&0)&7 ' permissions: - permissions.* users: YourPlayerName: group: - Admins permissions: - permissions.* I've obviously replaced YourPlayerName with my own name, but for some reason I still can't create any groups. Can anyone shed any light on this?

Viking pwns again. Much derp here.

Shove your YouTube channel up your ass.

For Fuck sakes... This is getting tedious now.

Cool, I don't mind being a mod, but I'll need to get to know the community. When it comes to naughty players, I'm fairly ruthless. If a player messes up, that's fine, but repeat offenders don't flush well with me. We all work pretty hard to create an atmosphere we can all enjoy, and if anyone's going out of their way to ruin it, then I'll make sure they're dealt with. Having said that, I'm not really sure how all the mod tools work, so if we could get on Skype or whatever and you could give me a quick breakdown of what's what, that'd be great. Our own little server doesn't require moderation, all the folks on there are decent people that I know.

IGN- Diddums84 SKYPE- Available on request (I'm not that keen on handing out my details) AGE - 28 GENDER - Male WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN - I've been playing Tekkit for a few weeks now, really enjoying it, I started up our own little server but I can't find enough decent folks that are willing to help make the server a good community, everyone's just running around doing their own thing, which is great, but sometimes I prefer to be a part of a larger project, and get recognition for it. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT US - Here Do you have any Moderating/Adminerstrating skills - Yes, I was the Guild Master of a guild in WoW for numerous years, started off when I was younger and created one of the top 5 biggest guilds in Europe, and later on focussed on quality rather than quantity. When I quit WoW, we had done pretty much every single raid in the game and many on heroic difficulty. My guild wasn't a "leader and crew" setup, I was one of them and we all formed a great family. No one was scared to ask me anything, I was always open to suggestions or help requests, and I like to think that the guild did very well, and hopefully still is. The members in it were / are awesome. Some additional info: I've never been banned from anything, except from one guild a few years ago when the guild master and I fell out. I'm a team player, but I do focus on my own goals before I help others out. If anyone needs help, I'll gladly do it, but please don't expect me to drop whatever I'm doing and rush over. I don't like being abused, having been in the WoW community for years I've seen it all, that was the main reason I started my own guilds, to be able to kick people that didn't show respect or common decency. I'm not someone who will join a server and bugger off if I don't like what I see straight away. As I said, I'm a team player always keen to get the best for everyone, and I don't mind making some sacrifices in doing so. My gaming times vary so I can't commit to anything, but if I'm on and something's going down, I'll try to be there. I have Teamspeak, Ventrilo, a good headset, FRAPS, and a fairly beefy PC to record with, so if anyone's up for making any footage, I've got the tools. Creativity wise, I'm a very technical person. If you could see everything I've built, it all looks untidy but it's very good at what it does. I have made factories for all sorts of things, an auto sorting / macerating / smelting facility for my huge quarry, rail networks, all sorts of things that could help benefit the community.

Ha!

It's very similar to the Onion, except that it's English. Half the stuff on the Onion is wasted on me as I'm not in the States and don't understand half the shit on there. At least my small mind can comprehend some of the stuff on this site.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com Here's another: NASA’s Mars Rover, Curiosity, has made a startling discovery amongst the dusty rocks of our nearest planet: a feline turd just under a kilometre in length. With the surface of Mars resembling a recently weeded patch of dry clay soil or a newly laid bed of iron-rich cat litter, NASA scientists had predicted an 89% chance of discovering such a phenonemon, and have already begun planning five-year missions around the solar system to find the huge, inter-galactic, bastard cat who did it. Despite the turd being two storeys high and smelling strongly of fish heads, Curiosity managed to tread in it shortly before breakfast, while its sensors were still a bit bleary. ‘Judging by the composition of this Martian doody and the way it splattered all around the wheel arches, we think this could be the strongest hint yet that Mars is home to fascinating life-forms,’ explained Mission Control’s Charles ‘Chuck’ Peters. ‘That’s if they haven’t already been wiped out by some enormous, massive, predatory fucking space cat.’ Experts in space maths are currently trying to reprogram Curiosity, so that it can tiptoe carefully around the alien outrage, get over it, and get on with its daily work. An initial attempt to laser a path through it was quickly abandoned, after Curiosity’s olfactory sensors caused it to vomit up an airbag. It is hoped that the exploratory vehicle will reach the turd’s ‘pinch point’ some time before mid-November, but it’s a dangerous operation that exceeds the robot’s design brief. ‘Obviously, we tested Curiosity for most eventualities, including interactions with fucking enormous space cats,’ insisted Peters, ‘but unfortunately we didn’t factor in the possibility that Curiosity could be buried unnoticed in one of its turds, or carried off and tormented underneath a statistically improbable Martian wardrobe.’ ‘These are the issues now keeping us awake at night,’ he sighed. ‘While the bastard’s probably sleeping off its lunch somewhere, in a big solar drawer full of socks.’ The team hopes Curiosity can learn enough about Mars’ past to prevent massive fucking space cats making a nuisance of themselves on our own planet, but Peters has a back-up plan, should a juge paw descend from space to disrupt the mission on Mars and try to flip Curiosity over: ‘If we can grab it with the robot arm, we might just be able to rub its face in it.’

I'm not sure what the rules are about posting sites, so in order to steer clear from breaking any rules, I'll not post any links until requested. However, this is certainly worth a read: NASA scientists admit they’ve lost control over Curiosity since the Rover started to use its $50million robotic arm to skim pebbles across an ancient Martian sea. Earlier this week Curiosity deployed a titanium scoop to make a precision line of sandcastles. It then reversed 20 metres, sped towards them and flattened them. Communication is now difficult. Control messages are returned marked ‘I am on annual leave. Please direct any queries to my colleagues Spirit or Opportunity’. However, Curiosity has started transmitting via MoonPig. Three ‘wish you were here’ cards arrived at the space centre this week. One shows the vehicle sheltering under its solar umbrella. In the second, the Rover is buried up to its antenna in Martian sand. The third card is quite smutty, but has a message, ‘Sorry, this is the best I could find.’ The wayward machine has rolled up its rubber gaiters, exposing delicate components to the Martian sun. But apart from this, Curiosity appeared to be back to normal this morning, driving about collecting sand samples. It carefully tipped 30 differently coloured sands into a small glass vial, one after another, forming layered strata, before sealing the vial with a small plug. Relieved that the Rover is again engaged in sample collecting, scientists are nonetheless puzzled that the vial is shaped like the Isle of Wight with a keyring attached. If anyone's interested in the site, which is full of articles like this, let me know.

That's a good read Mr Wolf, and although I love my quarry more than anything, I do think that it removes the exploring / mining aspect of the game, which is a fundamental part of the fun. I often find myself bored nowadays, and if it wasn't for my quarry, I'd be down there with a pick and torches digging for shiniez. As for the price part, I do agree that the Buildcraft quarry is too easy to obtain, especially given the EE aspect of Tekkit. I haven't tried the Redpower one yet, and before this report I never knew it existed. I'll be looking in to that next and report back.

Alright, you need to open your PC case. Remove the motherboard, and behind it you shall find a small door. It's deceptively small, but don't worry, it gets bigger when the time is right. Knock three times, no less, no more. When asked for the password, say "Ken sent me". The doorman will open for you, and you shall enter. It'll be a tight fit, so mind your head. Once inside, you'll come across a set of three doors. None of them work, you need to stand 3/4 of the way between the second and third door from the left. Run as hard as you can into the door frame. For this, you must believe, otherwise it won't work and you'll have a headache. Once you manage that, you'll be facing a small cupboard, with a small indian in it. He'll ask you what your purpose is, you'll need to deceive him a bit as he's quite fussy, so just tell him that you've come to see the Wizard, and you're checking that everything's safe before Dorothy gets here. If you pull it off, you'll get through. Once inside, you need to wait for some other travellers. They'll look like a batchelor's fancy dress party, one will be dressed as a lion, one will be dressed as a scare crow, and the last will be aw weirdo made of tin. Once they arrive, tell them your name is Dorothy, and you've come to see the wizard about your Tekkit issue. Say it with a girly voice or they might get suspicious. You'll then head to the wizard's castle, and again, you'll need to tell the guards, in a girly voice, that your name is Dorothy. They'll let you through and you'll be facing the mighty wizard. Ask him, he'll hook you up.