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You get a mountain made of a mountain which is made of shit. It crumbles and smells horrible. I wish for a cat. I like cats.

You have a monopoly on pants. The government breaks you up into many smaller people with less pants. This made more sense in my head... I wish for a genie that didn't corrupt my wishes.

You take poor precautions are are lit on fire by the spark. You die. I wish for an infinite amount of farting and slapping.

You have a pie containing pot. You get arrested for possession of illegal substances. I wish for this device.

Now we have to deal with malicious smart people. I wish I could use the internet WITH MY MIND

You get a ship, which is an intern for the local medical facility. An intern-ship. I wish for the most benign thing in existence.

You can control your own mind I wish for 73 virgins.

You already have infinite wishes (for the duration of the thread, no double posting obviously). Adding to infinity breaks the limit and loops around backwards. You have negative infinity wishes. Every wish you make is cancelled out immediately. I wish for the thing that I wish for in this wish.

The UN is angered by your attempts to modify the otherwise perfect metric system. They build a death star and destroy your planet. Also, the beef is spoiled. I wish for a plum. Plums are delicious.

You get a 4x4x1 rubiks cube. It's just 16 blocks arranged into a flat panel. Have fun! I wish for THIS.

It's very poorly done. You fail your class, and spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's. I wish the minecraft modding community was filled with nice courteous people who thought modpacks like Technic were the best thing since sliced bread.

You turn into an apple core, which happens to be infused with tin. You are a hard core. I wish I had an army of manic depressive alcoholic midgets on the brink of insanity under my control.

The potato contains a murderous AI who insults your weight. I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but the screen is 2 inches. I wish for a car manufactured by Google.

Reading further in, your idea seems like it would be more of its own game than a minecraft mod. If done well, it could make for a fairly good game though.

The Swedish keyboard has a key for a combining umlaut if I'm not mistaken. It's where ] would be on the typical American keyboard.

I said nothing bad about the bore. I think it has its annoyances, but it works well enough.

I'd say this thread did a well enough job of concluding the year, going out with a flash of stupidity. EDIT: I think what he wants is to set up a home network, but he also wants every computer he accesses anywhere to magically be a part of the network. I'm not entirely fluent in whatever eldritch language he's speaking in, so this is based off of a rather loose translation.

2012 is over already. There's no longer need for a zombie apocalypse.

Well, are you mining to clear out a large area, or are you mining for resources? If you have an LHC set up, then it shouldn't be that hard to clear out a fairly large area via antimatter for whatever uses you have in mind.

If you can manage to actually maintain communism, I'd love to take part. Most communistic environments I've seen deteriorated into something less effective.

That mysterious 7z file will bring about the end of all things.

From what I can gather, he wants the output of Transmitter B to be !A, where A is what is remote is set to. All you need to do here is replace Receiver B with A, and put a NOT gate after that. You only need one frequency here. Besides, using a Jammer could affect other nearby redstone devices, could it not?

I've ran into the same issue and figured it out rather quickly. Jeeper is correct. To fix the issue, once you alt-tab back to your game, if items are being dropped, simply press alt again to un-stick it.

I ran into this recently, and am still smiling uncontrollably.