GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Because they feel like eyeballs? No? OK, nm. How would you know what eyeballs feel like? I thought you were a mechanic?
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I'm a quality control inspector and former machinist and I have to wear contacts as my normal eyesight is total gobshite, and as such have to touch my own eyes anyway. You've got two right? LOL Touch one on the white spot one time and you'll know what I'm talkin' about.
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 How would you know what eyeballs feel like? I thought you were a mechanic? That is his cover...
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 That is his cover... Seriously? I thought we talked about this, Jorcer...
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Seriously? I thought we talked about this, Jorcer... Oh right, I forgot! Sorry.
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Anyway, can any of my fellow United Statesians tell me why in the hell subway stopped carrying swiss cheese? I'm uber pissed over here.
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Anyway, can any of my fellow United Statesians tell me why in the hell subway stopped carrying swiss cheese? I'm uber pissed over here. They still carry it, I just ate it all. I get hungry sitting on this Subway bench all day hacking people.
GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 They still carry it, I just ate it all. I get hungry sitting on this Subway bench all day hacking people. When I said subway bench in the post where I said I pictured you as a viking, I meant subway as in "underground train", not subway as in "terrible restaurant that violates the health code". You were meant to be sitting in a subway station, not a subway restaurant.
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 You MONSTER! Heh, but seriously, they stopped carrying it and the only answer I could get out of any of their employees was that corporate made the decision. No one cares what you want, corporate, give me my damn swiss!
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 When I said subway bench in the post where I said I pictured you as a viking, I meant subway as in "underground train", not subway as in "terrible restaurant that violates the health code". You were meant to be sitting in a subway station, not a subway restaurant. Yea, I adapted the two together to suit my purpose in this thread.
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 When I said subway bench in the post where I said I pictured you as a viking, I meant subway as in "underground train", not subway as in "terrible restaurant that violates the health code". You were meant to be sitting in a subway station, not a subway restaurant. That is what I was getting at. Coincidentally, I was talking about the Subway IN the Subway... They shipped in extra Feta from New Orleans for me. EDIT: AHHHH Double Post!!!!!
GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Double Post Alert! All Troops To Your Battle-stations! Defend The Forums! This Is Not A Drill! I Repeat, This Is Not A Drill! Defend The Forums!
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Yep. It only took over 330 to slip up. You can't take all the Feta. That's just unacceptable behavior. It's fine. I'll just keep all the tomatoes then. No ketchup for you!
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Yep. It only took over 330 to slip up. You can't take all the Feta. That's just unacceptable behavior. It's fine. I'll just keep all the tomatoes then. No ketchup for you! No! not the tomatoes!...?
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Oh yeah, that's right bucko, 'dem s**ts are all mine!
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Oh yeah, that's right bucko, 'dem s**ts are all mine! Keep em. I hate the infernal things anyway.
GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Oh yeah, that's right bucko, 'dem s**ts are all mine! Why would you want s**ts? They taste terrible.
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Why would you want s**ts? They taste terrible. Why do you know what shit tastes like (and why are you censoring yourself?)
Hushful Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Umm, for censorships sake? Fuck it, I don't really know. EDIT: Did you see Kaker shut down that triple necro post from earlier?
GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Why do you know what shit tastes like (and why are you censoring yourself?) I'm saying it like hushful said it. How do you know it says shit? He could be saying shot, slit, slot, slut, silt, salt, soul, seat, sort, or any other word that starts with s and ends with t. He could even be refering to the S**t fruit (the asterisks are part of the spelling) which grows on the island of Kata-mongla.
GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I totally meant shit btw...oh, I thought you were refering to the S**t fruit of Kata-mongla.
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I'm saying it like hushful said it. How do you know it says shit? He could be saying shot, slit, slot, slut, silt, salt, soul, seat, sort, or any other word that starts with s and ends with t. He could even be refering to the S**t fruit (the asterisks are part of the spelling) which grows on the island of Kata-mongla. ...Slut? Really. :sigh:
GreenWolf13 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 ...Slut? Really. Yes, just like your mother! :iceburn:
Jorcer Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Yes, just like your mother! I know you didn't just say that! :toughguy:
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