Launcher Wont Launch

[Idontlikespam]

Launcher Version: 1.0.1.3 (Technic SSP)

Operating System: Windows Vista

Java Version: Java x32

Antivirus Program: none

Description of Problem:

every time i try to launch minecraft through technic launcher it gets stuck after me logging in when loading minecraft.jar. it stops at a different percent every time.

Error Messages:

% download failed

Error Log:

[Ashzification]

never mind iv'e managed to disable it now. i didn't see it even though it was PINNED TO THE TASK BAR. herp. derp.

Glad you admitted your faults.

[Jorcer]

Wow, I just read this thread, and I can't believe how dense this guy is. Jorcer, you want to take a break and let me deal with this guy?

Whew, he dodged a bullet on this one eh Greenwolf?

[GreenWolf13]

Whew, he dodged a bullet on this one eh Greenwolf?

Indeed. I've been taking a break from the launcher bug reports, as you and bride seem to be doing okay, but I may help out a bit more now that I have some more time on my hands (despite the fact that I'm working on a mod).

[Jorcer]

Indeed. I've been taking a break from the launcher bug reports, as you and bride seem to be doing okay, but I may help out a bit more now that I have some more time on my hands *insert shameless plug here*.

FTFY (Torezu taught me that acronym and I added this here so MoM doesn't get mad at me for only posting one word)

[Torezu]

Don't shameless plugs usually involve a link, or at least the name of the mod and a short description?

[Jorcer]

Don't shameless plugs usually involve a link, or at least the name of the mod and a short description?

I was just messing with him. I just wanted to use the accronym you taught me.

Sidenote: How do the mods always know when I mention your name...?

[Torezu]

Sidenote: How do the mods always know when I mention your name...?

Ancient moderator secret.

[Jorcer]

Ancient moderator secret.

Why is your post empty except for a smilee? Why didn't you write anything... There is a conspiracy!!

[GreenWolf13]

Wait, what does FTFY mean?

[Ashzification]

Fixed that for you.

[GreenWolf13]

Fixed that for you.

Ah, I see.

[Torezu]

Why is your post empty except for a smilee? Why didn't you write anything... There is a conspiracy!!

There is.

[Jorcer]

There is.

I knew it... Who is the mastermind? You, MoM, Cheap, Kaker or SimplGay?

[Torezu]

I knew it... Who is the mastermind? You, MoM, Cheap, Kaker or SimplGay?

Did you look at your post that I quoted?

[GreenWolf13]

I knew it... Who is the mastermind? You, MoM, Cheap, Kaker or SimplGay?

You forgot Valkon, Maiden, Sct, Jay?, Ice Wolf, Freakachu, and that guy who is the "Official Brony Ambassador" (can't remember his/her name).

[SimpleGuy]

And SimpleGuy.

Why does no one remember me.

EDIT: Everyone is now banned.

[Ashzification]

And SimpleGuy.

Why does no one remember me.

EDIT: Everyone is now banned.

That's because you ARE the mastermind.

[Jorcer]

Did you look at your post that I quoted?

...yes. Why? Did I use the wrong there?

[Hushful]

...yes. Why? Did I use the wrong there?

That doesn't even make sense...

[Jorcer]

I am confused and a little bit brain dead atm. Just finished a history midterm and my brain is off...

EDIT:

Sigh, I see now. Good one Torezu.

[Torezu]

And SimpleGuy.

Why does no one remember me.

Being gone for 3 months can have that effect.

[Jorcer]

Being gone for 3 months can have that effect.

I added him... What are you guys talking about?

Also, where were you? were you actually gone or just not on the forums?

[Owen Lewis]

Jorcer will come around and tell you this:

If you do not, and the .exe doesn't work, do this:

I am getting a “Technic Launcher has Stopped Working Error”!

If your launcher is encountering this error, a solution is to download the .jar file from http://www.technicpack.net/download/ (pick the third from the left (Linux/Jar)). If you are using Internet Explorer you will also need to change the file extension (the ending of the file) to .jar instead of .zip. Once you’ve done that, all you need to do is double-click on the file to run the launcher.

Thants odd, he told me the exact same thing !!

[Ashzification]

Thants odd, he told me the exact same thing !!

No, not odd at all. You all with launcher problems don't look for your own solution. Otherwise, you would have found this solution without ever posting a bug report.

[Owen Lewis]

No, not odd at all. You all with launcher problems don't look for your own solution. Otherwise, you would have found this solution without ever posting a bug report.

Thants not fair? i checked everything and i thought .jar was another file type for a Mac, not a PC, also it is a bug if the .exe doesnt work and a brand new computer. Its not like my laptop is a crappy one either...This forum is for people who need help, and im sure you are happy to help since i see you post a lot and are very helpful....so sorry but i dont think there was any need for that? the other guy helped me and i really appreciate it, but at the end of the day this forum is for people who are stuck (like i was) and if you dont want to help dont, i know many people appreciate it (like i really do) but i was only messing, sorry like.