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  1. TheBytemaster

    Subtlety? *Fires bazooka into face of enemy infiltrator* What's that?

  2. TheBytemaster

    Suddenly,

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    2. poryy

      poryy

      I was painting outside. Suddenly rain. Now I have to repaint the poor wraithknight and clean the paint stains off my porch.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh hey, the fish trees are blooming again in my neighborhood. Ew.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh hey, the fish trees are blooming again in my neighborhood. Ew.

  3. TheBytemaster

    Synthetic division. Because "freaking witchcraft" didn't sound educated enough.

  4. TheBytemaster

    Terrorising lamposts since 1937.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      TheBytemaster: Actually a dog.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Close, I'm actually domo-kun. Hence the girls at the train station.

  5. TheBytemaster

    Thar's GOLD in them thar threads!

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      -in old crazy miners voice- GOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD?!

  6. TheBytemaster

    That moment when you realize that a small hoard of Japanese teenage girls are lining up and posing with you for pictures.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I must ask if you are actually a Japanese celebrity.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I.... I honestly can't think of a witty reply for this. No I am not.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But with any luck, I will be soon.

  7. TheBytemaster

    The advances of science will triumph and save mankind as a whole only when human greed can be conquered.

  8. TheBytemaster

    The cake is a slight exaggeration.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      No, its a lie.

    2. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      The cake is only a lie if it is a full sized cake, right? Thus, a cupcake is legit, isn't it?

  9. TheBytemaster

    The official phrase of the day is "literally sometimes".

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Exactly sort of

    3. Valkon

      Valkon

      I can probably guarantee it

    4. poryy

      poryy

      Almost certainly

  10. TheBytemaster

    The only solution I see to global warming/rising sea levels is for everyone to join Team Magma. LONG LIVE TEAM MAGMA.

  11. TheBytemaster

    The secret of life is to use the "goto" command as often as you -SEGMENTATION FAULT-

  12. TheBytemaster

    The shortest distance between two points is always a lie.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      i think your lien....get it?

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Oh jeez, now I gotta go have a line down.

      :D

  13. TheBytemaster

    The snark knight.

    1. oO_BUBBLES_Oo

      oO_BUBBLES_Oo

      "Are you Afraid of the Snark?" This could be an interesting game....titles changed to include snark. bwahaha

  14. TheBytemaster

    TheBotmaster. •͡˘∠•͡˘

  15. TheBytemaster

    There is no law of nature that says you cannot do something that you do not already know how to do.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      If you give up immediately when you don't know how to do something, you are defeating yourself.

  16. TheBytemaster

    There's nothing quite like it; the embrace of walking into a cool dark room in which you are the only person.

  17. TheBytemaster

    These bits got BYTE.

  18. TheBytemaster

    THIS JUST HAPPENED.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      MURDER, MURDER MOST FOWL!

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      What? No, it's crows that comes in murders, fowl comes in broods, rasps and flocks.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY,
      BURN THE TOWN ANOTHER DAY

  19. TheBytemaster

    This status is fleeting human contact; Both of us lost, but for a moment, we're lost together. I wonder who you are.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Nah, I heard yo' sweet rhymes while you was rappin' at my chamber door. Almost thought you was my old girl, Lenore.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But I proll'y ain't gonna see lenore no more. She died. Anyways, you said you was lost. Where you tryin' to git to?

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      The Bronx.

  20. TheBytemaster

    Time is racing toooward us,

  21. TheBytemaster

    Trains. Trains trains trains train train train. Train-ey trains. Trains that ride trains that ride trains. Trains training training trains to train. Train train train train train train trains.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Do you follow my.... train of thought?

    2. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      I.... think so. It has to do with trains, so I guess it's all right. Too many trains in one post for me not to like it, anyway.

  22. TheBytemaster

    Tried SH on a faster computer. Turns out 1/4 of a second of input lag is not supposed to be part of the game.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      In related news, I AM NOW A HEXAGON.

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Hexagon comrade! There needs to be a single worded name for this most special of relationships... somethingsomethingHEXsomething

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Hex...bros? I dunno, that's a hard one.

  23. TheBytemaster

    Tried those pears with cinnimon/brown sugar and a dab of vanilla ice cream. Simply delicious. You should try it sometime.

    1. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Sounds delicious. Yeah, I should try it soon.

  24. TheBytemaster

    typing Every Single Word Like It's The First Word In A Sentence! isn't This Fun To Do And It Makes It So Easy To Read And It's Cool And Stuff?

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      And It's The Perfect Way To Go About Writing If You Want Me To Stab You In The Throat When I See You. Did you just capitalize every word in the sentence EXCEPT the first? *gets the filé knife I got for christmas our*

  25. TheBytemaster

    Uwaaaa.... shots. (╯_╰”)

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Found out afterwards that one of the four shots was an accidental duplicate. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

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