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Wait, what have I missed?

I can't remember how many I had before the wipe, but apparently most of mine weren't in Kitty Jail. All I can remember is that I was in the list of top posters on the forums after Tekkit Classic 3.1.3 came out and I posted thousands of messages helping people reconsider switching to it

​For some reason my laptop melts when I play it. It's almost like it's the least optimised game in existence... Which is a shame, because it was really awesome when I managed to play it

Let the chaos continue! Shame that the original 1000 pages are gone, though. I wonder if we'll ever achieve that level of insanity again...

Is there a new update or something?

Guitar. They should start a country-wide rock band.

Well, I have KSP now, so I feel like I can contribute to this thread Have you tried out the cargo bays yet? If MK2 is new (which I'm assuming it is from this), check them out. It's an awesome way to send satellites into orbit without sticking a huge weight on top of your rocket, plus it looks cool. Also, is the MK2 especially durable? I've been mostly using it anyway, so the fact that it seems to survive just about anything might not be as universal as I thought...

You seem dedicated to the idea that Microsoft just spent a load of money with the specific intention of removing features. What makes you think they're going to remove game content?

Tree leaves contain a dangerous blue chemical which is released into the atmosphere when burned. Within weeks, the entire population of the planet has choked to death due to deforestation. I wish blues had leaf trees (I don't know either)

An ingot of Platinum appears wedged in your throat (seems like whoever's granting these wishes needs to work on their aim), and you choke to death. Not on the platinum, of course, but on the equipment some mad homeless person seeking their fortune uses to try to extract it from your unconscious body... I wish to be a ninja.

The vast majority of your stuff would disappear because of missing mods. Even if you did try adding in some of the original mods, many of them won't work with Minecraft 1.6.4 (the version which Tekkit runs). So in short, no - there's no way you can convert your world without losing most of your work anyway. You might as well just start from scratch in a new Tekkit world.

You live across the street from a nice restaurant, and right next door to a British open prison. Within a few days a prisoner escapes and murders you for your slippers. I wish for a giant statue of Santa Clause for no apparent (or hidden) reason.

If it's a bug, post it here: http://forums.technicpack.net/tracker/ If not, either nobody has an answer or nobody who does has found it yet. Just wait a little longer and see which it is.

Why did you have to bring this up again? I only just got over the nightmares...

I think it was around Beta 1.3. Good, buggy ol' times! It took me until 1.1 to try out modding, though...

Make a giant flying base. Then rain death down on unsuspecting foes (or innocent NPC villages - it's just as fun) with weapons attached to the bottom.

I'm pretty sure it's CofH Core, but that's required for another mod so don't delete it. If you want to stop it spawning so much ore, deleting the CofHWorld-Generation.cfg file (In config -> cofh folder) should do it.

An exclusive modpack containing several incredible, never seen before mods which only exist in that pack becomes available for an hour while you are off doing homework. You are the only person who doesn't get it. I wish I could make lemonade with oranges.

Collectors and Condensers were from EE2. They've never been added to 3 - it's a pretty bare-bones mod at the moment.

Are you sure you can't craft EE3 items? You might be thinking of EE2 - EE3 isn't finished yet and has a lot less features. Stuff like Dark Matter doesn't exist yet. If you go to the mods tab in NEI (top of your inventory screen), find Equivalent Exchange 3, and shift-click on it, it will show you all of the blocks and items currently available in the mod. You can see there what already exists, and find their recipes.

You can set NEI to Recipe mode in the options (bottom left of your inventory), which allows you to use it to see the recipes of items without spawning them. There's also a config option to lock it in that mode if you don't want yourself or others to be tempted, but you'll have to edit that in the config file separately.

Your text becomes Octarine, and so nobody can read a anything you try to say. I wish I could get all my diamonds from Minecraft in real life

If you have a Mojang account, you need to use your email in the place of your username. If not, make sure you're using the same details you use for Vanilla Minecraft

You need to use your (premium) Minecraft account details, not your Technic Platform ones. Also, if you have a Mojang account, use your email instead of your username.

What originally meant "Trusted Member" could become a sort of privileged member, just without the tag.