Hi Tony, I have a complaint to make.
I clicked on your link and tried to create an account, but apparently my name is already taken! Even worse, the guy stealing my identity has made 3,633 messages in my name already! If you don't sort this out, this guy could ruin my reputation as a happy devil and his master pet Fluffy. I demand that you ban him immediately and return my name to it's rightful owner, Fluffy me.
Yours angrily, TheProlo.