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So, I recently got hold of all the American Pie movies. They're awesome. I mean seriously, who doesn't want to see college boob, fanny and more?! Seriously, now. I also got the Matrix Trilogy, 1080p, 25GB for all movies. I'm having a movie marathon tonight, starring I, myself, and me. Anyone want to join?

That happened to my friend once! He's in duck rehab now.. I still do get to see him once a month! He's badly degrading, he might not make it past the B.A. in computer science ;( Anyone know how to get the bits in my computer to work? I can't figger it out.. For example, I've logged onto Pornhub the other day, and it dissappeared! D:

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Ha, 40GB is nothing.. I remember the good ol' days when eMule was in the market and I used to call it blasphemy (I still do!) How'd you get to that conclusion so fast? :o

IT HAS NO REPEATER LOCKS Of course, who can live without locks?! I've been using them quite nicely..

Terrible indeed. You could just not use a proxy? Or are you afraid that the men in black will get you?

Get a PC.

A perfect example of Apple being a douche. Is that the whole log? Nothing else? Try allocating less RAM, and re-installing java (if that's possible on a mac, pfffffft)

You're generalizing the error code. Print screen the error, show us.

What does it say, if you're trying to connect to a Tekkit server?

Since you already necro'd, here's what you do. (Note: This is a tutorial on how to set up a server on a special dedicated computer, meaning it will run the server and nothing else, also only for windows/linux ) WINDOWS 1) Download the Tekkit Server. 2) If you only have 3GB or less of RAM, right click on launch.bat, and change "java -jar -Xmx3G -Xms2G Tekkit.jar nogui" to: "java -jar -Xmx1G -Xms1G Tekkit.jar nogui" (If Java requests more RAM than you have, it'll crash the server.) 3) Start server. 4) Type "stop" into the server command prompt (Wait until it says "Done!") 5) Edit server.properties to your liking (tut), as well as the mod configs, add plugins, whatever bro. Now the tricky part.. Explanation: By default, minecraft servers use the port "25565" for connecting, and it's perfect! No one uses it and it's easy to remember! (FYI, if you connect to a server with ":25565" at the end, there's no need for the port). For LAN servers, you don't even need to port forward (I'm assuming you know what LAN means: connecting in the same WiFi as the host computer). To get the internal IP (what you connect with, if you're having a LAN party and not an internet party, in which case I bring the beer) you just press the Windows key (between Alt and Ctrl, has a windows logo on it) and R (press them together!) and it should bring the "Run.." console. Type in "cmd", and a black box should pop up. There, you type "ipconfig" (then enter, duh) and scroll up until you see this line: Wireless LAN adapter Wireless Network Connection: Connection-specific DNS Suffix . : Link-local IPv6 Address . . . . . : fe80::116c:1280:d521:c146%12 [i] IPv4 Address. . . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.2.101[/i] Subnet Mask . . . . . . . . . . . : 255.255.255.0 Default Gateway . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.2.1 (it's the line in italics btw) That's the IP. You connect with that. (Don't forget to OP yourself!) Linux Linux is much easier (seeing as I use it, I'm using Ubuntu 12.04, so any similarities are because of my ignorance in linux derivatives. Follow step 1 in the Windows tut. (I assume if you're using linux you are a terminal pro) 2) To start server, open Terminal. 3) CD to the location of the server. 4) Type this in (CASE SENSITIVE): java -jar -Xmx1G -Xms1G Tekkit.jar nogui 5) Follow step 4,5 in windows tut. 6) To see the internal IP, left click the wifi icon on the taskbar (top-right) and click Connection info.. 7) It's there.

What kind of dag-nabbed ISP limits bandwidth?!? I don't have any damn limits.. huehue! Also, 100Mb/s.

I quite agree with you, it's easy to portforward, and is useless if you pay for a host, why bother if you can't do that?

If the network doesn't exist, it won't work. Try a different server (preferably one that doesn't use Hamachi, since that indicates it's a dedicated server on a host that doesn't know how to port-forward).

Delete your tekkit folder (User HD -> Library -> Application Support -> techniclauncher). Also, try updating to java 7 (I have no idea how to do so on a mac (bleh, mac sucks))

fuck that, let's talk batch style. echo "Input opinion" choice /c M="" if %M%==smartopinion goto smart if %M%==badshit goto badshit :smart echo. clear echo. echo "Good one! gtfo pls" timeout 5 exit :badshit echo. clear echo. echo "nub shit i hope u has hellen keller" timeout 5 exit

RM FURNACES! Then give them away :D

The minimum is the "-Xms1G". You can change it to anything, like "-Xms512M" or "-Xms256M". The maximum is the "-Xmx1G". You can also change it to everything, but the memory usage will never go above it.

I do talk in English?

Stop spamming in non-english. comprendo?

I thought that was a signature, until I saw it showed up in quotes. 0.o (As in, forum signature, the kind where you make it in the UCP)

Explain what "CP&S" thing is. I do kinda understand that, like "stick a sugar pack under a wobbly table" (Heheh, that 70s show) but it's not really permanent since most mods are updating to 7 and the more mods update, the less reliable java 6 will be.

No. It will not always work, and will probably crash the fuck out of your game. Use Java 7u7.

Why the fuck's your only solution in over 3 threads "downgrading to 6u34"? Java 7 is the best version for this, and most mods are compiled against 7. You'll get a definite crash if you run Java 6.

Why the fuck use Java 6? Install 7u7..