Corrupt-a-wish

[The_Silver_Wolf]

This is a game, first off.

I will demonstarate how to play.

Someone wishes e.g. I wish i had a pet dragon.

Then someone corupts that wish e.g. You do but it eats you.

and then wishes e.g. I wish i was a wolf.

And so on and so forth

[The_Silver_Wolf]

so to start off.

I wish i was a Velociraptor

[The_DarthMoogle]

You become a velociraptor on a hoverboard, and crash into a wall in a big ball of fire.

I wish for an infinite cup of strawberry milkshake.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

Your infinite cup of milkshake overflows and drowns you

I wish to be a cute hamster that has a sig sauer (pistol).

[Munaus]

Wish granted! You become a cute hamster with a pistol without ammo, someone grabs you and puts you in a wheel, where you will spend the rest of your life running...

I wish Slowpoke and Kakermix would get devoured in a P.A.I.N.S duel.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

You do but they are arguing about you

I wish i was able to turn into animals

[Kocken926]

You transform into a goldfish and forget how to transform back.

I wish I had total control over time and space.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

You do but you freeze time and forget how unfreeze it -.-

[Kocken926]

You do but you freeze time and forget how unfreeze it -.-

Since it would be weird of you to stop your own joke, I guess you have a problem with my previous comment. I merely played at the common myth about goldfish having 40-minute memory.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

1. oops i forgot to wish.

2. I wish i had a Corvette

3. Don't you mean 4 second memory

4. I don't have anything against your post

5. How do i quote people

[M-C]

1. oops i forgot to wish.

2. I wish i had a Corvette

3. Don't you mean 4 second memory

4. I don't have anything against your post

5. How do i quote people

Wish granted. A thief likes the corvette and steals it murdering you in the process.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

and your wish M-C?

[M-C]

and your wish M-C?

Ah, forgot. I wish to go to an Hatsune Miku concert :3.

[TheBytemaster]

A dimensional rift forms, and Black★Rock Shooter drops into the stadium locked in a struggle with Darth Batman riding a T-Rex. No survivors were found.

I wish that importing CD's from Japan was not so expensive.

[Xylord]

A dimensional rift forms, and Black★Rock Shooter drops into the stadium locked in a struggle with Darth Batman riding a T-Rex. No survivors were found.

I wish that importing CD's from Japan was not so expensive.

It isn't, but tentacle porn eroges become mainstream in all HMV's and you start being rejected because you're one of those weirdos fapping to actual pornstars.

I wish mainstream music became hipster, and underground music became mainstream.

[Cheap Shot]

It isn't, but tentacle porn eroges become mainstream in all HMV's and you start being rejected because you're one of those weirdos fapping to actual pornstars.

I wish mainstream music became hipster, and underground music became mainstream.

You discover that the term hipster has become very loose in what it means and applies to now. Your wish tears a hole in the fabric of space as reality tries to evaluate what is considered hipster in order to make swaps. All that is left after the implosion of spacetime is a spiraling galaxy of inside out flannel button ups, netbooks and glasses with thick black frames.

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

Nothing bad happens until you become so rich and bored that you try to unwish your wish and your universe implodes around you causing everything to rewind to the time when you were about to wish. The second time you don't wish.

I wish to be King of Wolves

[The_DarthMoogle]

You become Queen of Wolves.

I wish for a talking fish sandwich.

[M-C]

You become Queen of Wolves.

I wish for a talking fish sandwich.

The fish infects the bread with a virus which makes the bread mutate into a mech. After this, the fish starts to use the mech to slowly annihilate you.

I wish for a dollar.

[The_Silver_Wolf]

You get a dollar but it turns out to be a dud

I wish for all the bugs in Voltz to be fixed

[M-C]

You get a dollar but it turns out to be a dud

I wish for all the bugs in Voltz to be fixed

Noobs start to troll everyone because they don't have any bugs left to report.

I wish for the anime Mirai Nikki to be real . (As in, in real life)

[The_Silver_Wolf]

It is but you are in the game and get killed by Yuki (pardon me if have got the wrong thing)

I wish i was a creeper who could respawn after blowing up

[Cheap Shot]

Nothing bad happens until you become so rich and bored that you try to unwish your wish and your universe implodes around you causing everything to rewind to the time when you were about to wish. The second time you don't wish.

I wish to be King of Wolves

Me getting bored and the universe imploding are bad things. I wished for nothing bad to happen! Try again!

It is but you are in the game and get killed by Yuki (pardon me if have got the wrong thing)

I wish i was a creeper who could respawn after blowing up

Someone makes you a mod that lets you do that but they get lazy and don't update it when MC updates.

I wish for supernatural levels of luck.

[M-C]

Me getting bored and the universe imploding are bad things. I wished for nothing bad to happen! Try again!

Someone makes you a mod that lets you do that but they get lazy and don't update it when MC updates.

I wish for supernatural levels of luck.

You get sick of good things happening and wish for bad things to happen again, a meteor hits you afterwards.

2nd, someone gets sick and jealous of all your luck and decides to kill you, with your luck you manage to dodge the bullet but you fall in lava while dodging.

I wish to be Cheap Shot (*evil laugh*)

[Cheap Shot]

You get sick of good things happening and wish for bad things to happen again, a meteor hits you afterwards.

2nd, someone gets sick and jealous of all your luck and decides to kill you, with your luck you manage to dodge the bullet but you fall in lava while dodging.

I wish to be Cheap Shot (*evil laugh*)

I wouldn't be able to wish for bad things to happen. The first wish for nothing bad to happen would prevent me from doing so! Plus who would get sick of bad things not happening? What is this a 90's cartoon? I'll wish it again so someone else can try. My wish was perfect fools!

You wish to be me but then there are two, and there can be only one. We fight to the death and destroy each other. (this of course happens in a different reality where I didn't wish for nothing bad to happen.)

I wish for nothing bad to happen!