Turtlicious Posted May 19, 2012 Posted May 19, 2012 I CAN'T, EVERYONE LOOK! I'M COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF READING OTHER'S THREADS, OR DOING A BIT OF GOOGLING ON THE SUBJECT. EVERYONE LOOK LOOK LOOK, I CAN'T CONNECT TO MINECRAFT, MY ELECTRONIC LEGOS ARE GLITCHING, TMI IS BROKE, DAMMIT TECHNIC TEAM FIX IT! FIX IT DAMN YOU, HACK MOJANG AND UPDATE THE SERVERS, AND DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME TO DO MY OWN RESEARCH BECAUSE FUCK YOU, I'M AN INBRED YOKEL WITH ONE AND A HALF DONGS, I PUT MY DICK IN MY EAR AND PLAY THE UKELELE COME AT ME BRO.
TCLG6x6 Posted May 19, 2012 Posted May 19, 2012 Minecraft.net is just down so stay cool it will be online in a few hours ;D
Turtlicious Posted May 19, 2012 Author Posted May 19, 2012 DON'T TELL ME TO BE COOL, I NEED TO GET A DICK ADMINISTRATOR IN HERE TO REMOVE MY PENIS FROM MY EAR. COME AT ME BRO, I'M SO HARD I'M GOING DEAF, I'M ABOUT TO CUM ON MY BRAIN.
PsychoBob Posted May 19, 2012 Posted May 19, 2012 Look, i think it's obvious what happened. Stealth bears have invaded your house. They feed on internet and computer parts, so their going to slowly devour nonessential parts. kinda like parasitic wasps. You can't see them for obvious reasons of course
jakj Posted May 19, 2012 Posted May 19, 2012 I've been playing computer games instead of witnessing an unfolding shitstorm? Lame. Wait, no. That's good. Isn't it? I think so. I'm going to eat a blueberry now.
The_DarthMoogle Posted May 19, 2012 Posted May 19, 2012 I do play the ukelele, so you shall all get on your knees before me and fix my freaking technic.
TheGuy Posted May 20, 2012 Posted May 20, 2012 Hah! I play the banjo with penguin flippers! > Also, I think I might've angered the stealth bears.. I heard something chew inside my laptop and I just kicked the computer and it stopped, but I heard "SSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss....." and it exploded. ಠ_ಠ
PsychoBob Posted May 20, 2012 Posted May 20, 2012 I've been playing computer games instead of witnessing an unfolding shitstorm? Lame. Wait, no. That's good. Isn't it? I think so. I'm going to eat a blueberry now. A blueberry? Who eats just one?
Industrial Miner Posted May 24, 2012 Posted May 24, 2012 It all makes sense now! Willy Wonka used this blueberry!
NightKev Posted May 26, 2012 Posted May 26, 2012 Hm, nuclear radiation WOULD explain a lot about Wonka...
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