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HEY I CAN'T CONNECT TO TECHNIC ~a satire~


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I CAN'T, EVERYONE LOOK! I'M COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF READING OTHER'S THREADS, OR DOING A BIT OF GOOGLING ON THE SUBJECT. EVERYONE LOOK LOOK LOOK, I CAN'T CONNECT TO MINECRAFT, MY ELECTRONIC LEGOS ARE GLITCHING, TMI IS BROKE, DAMMIT TECHNIC TEAM FIX IT!

FIX IT DAMN YOU, HACK MOJANG AND UPDATE THE SERVERS, AND DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME TO DO MY OWN RESEARCH BECAUSE FUCK YOU, I'M AN INBRED YOKEL WITH ONE AND A HALF DONGS, I PUT MY DICK IN MY EAR AND PLAY THE UKELELE COME AT ME BRO.

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Look, i think it's obvious what happened.

Stealth bears have invaded your house. They feed on internet and computer parts, so their going to slowly devour nonessential parts. kinda like parasitic wasps.

You can't see them for obvious reasons of course

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Hah! I play the banjo with penguin flippers! >:D

Also, I think I might've angered the stealth bears.. I heard something chew inside my laptop and I just kicked the computer and it stopped, but I heard "SSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss....." and it exploded.

ಠ_ಠ

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