Turtlicious Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I CAN'T, EVERYONE LOOK! I'M COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF READING OTHER'S THREADS, OR DOING A BIT OF GOOGLING ON THE SUBJECT. EVERYONE LOOK LOOK LOOK, I CAN'T CONNECT TO MINECRAFT, MY ELECTRONIC LEGOS ARE GLITCHING, TMI IS BROKE, DAMMIT TECHNIC TEAM FIX IT! FIX IT DAMN YOU, HACK MOJANG AND UPDATE THE SERVERS, AND DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME TO DO MY OWN RESEARCH BECAUSE FUCK YOU, I'M AN INBRED YOKEL WITH ONE AND A HALF DONGS, I PUT MY DICK IN MY EAR AND PLAY THE UKELELE COME AT ME BRO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCLG6x6 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Minecraft.net is just down so stay cool it will be online in a few hours ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtlicious Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 DON'T TELL ME TO BE COOL, I NEED TO GET A DICK ADMINISTRATOR IN HERE TO REMOVE MY PENIS FROM MY EAR. COME AT ME BRO, I'M SO HARD I'M GOING DEAF, I'M ABOUT TO CUM ON MY BRAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuy Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I can't connect! ... TMI is broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoBob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Look, i think it's obvious what happened. Stealth bears have invaded your house. They feed on internet and computer parts, so their going to slowly devour nonessential parts. kinda like parasitic wasps. You can't see them for obvious reasons of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakj Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I've been playing computer games instead of witnessing an unfolding shitstorm? Lame. Wait, no. That's good. Isn't it? I think so. I'm going to eat a blueberry now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I do play the ukelele, so you shall all get on your knees before me and fix my freaking technic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuy Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Hah! I play the banjo with penguin flippers! > Also, I think I might've angered the stealth bears.. I heard something chew inside my laptop and I just kicked the computer and it stopped, but I heard "SSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss....." and it exploded. ಠ_ಠLink to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoBob Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I've been playing computer games instead of witnessing an unfolding shitstorm? Lame. Wait, no. That's good. Isn't it? I think so. I'm going to eat a blueberry now. A blueberry? Who eats just one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightKev Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Maybe it's a giant one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Maybe it's a giant one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I call hax on the blueberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It all makes sense now! Willy Wonka used this blueberry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuy Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 NO! It grew in Chernobyl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightKev Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Hm, nuclear radiation WOULD explain a lot about Wonka... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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