TheBytemaster

My brain seized up for a second when I read that.

Oh, sorry. I wish that I had the power to bring characters from fiction to life as I pleased, as well as the power to banish them back to their worlds as I pleased.

Oh, and while this thread is back, I thought I may as well mention a new game I found to be entertaining. It's not exactly creepypasta, but it has a similar vibe, (hey, it scared me), and the art is very reminiscent of Imscared. It's called Yeti Hunter. And it's made by Vlambeer. Definitely worth a try.

It is real, but since there are no humans around in that show, you are not able to experience it.

Ah. Didn't know such a thing existed in there. I may have to go mess around with ars magica now, never tried it before. Thanks for the info.

vitorsly is banned for having illegal amounts of monocle in his avatar. Silly raccoon, trying to subvert the laws on monocle control. I bet that top hat is an unapproved size as well. How dare you wear an illegally modded top-hat! I shall call the classy-half-robot-animal-control center at once!

Oh my... this... could be very fun. I look forward to this mod. Part of me wants to suggest that we have some sort of high-tier end-game one-shot area-of-effect spell/ throw-able potion. Perhaps some sort of vorpal vortex is in order? Keheehee.

Come see, come saw.

It probably exists, lurking somewhere in the depths of one of those #-chan places.

It certianly wouldn't be innacurate to maybe possibly conjecture that it might not ever plausably be un-possible.

Sorry, I confused km with miles there and then forgot to add the k. Ahem. http://www.physicscentral.com/explore/people/hau.cfm I'm pretty sure we have jet planes that can go faster than 37 mph.

I love how the first thought that came to my mind when I read this was, "This would make a great weapon." Faster than light... by that, I assume you mean ~300,000 m/s? Light can be slowed down. Experiments have been done that reduce light's speed to something jet planes could easily surpass. If I remember correctly, just passing through water slows it to ~200,000 m/s.

So... black holes. Wouldn't it be interesting if we could strip the event horizon away from a black hole and expose the singularity?

And being a perfect sphere. And utterly flipping the tables on time-space as we know it. And stuff. Let me go read my book on string theory for a while and I'll come back in here with a doozy.

Maybe I could ask White Face, (My old avatar), to help you guys with that. Keheehee.

Gah... I think they got me.... Kernel corrupted... too...many... feathers....gak... Tell my mother I loved her.

Here's mine. He loves you.

*sighs* See, this is why computer viruses were originally invented. To control the waterfowl population by infecting the more rambunctious ones that caused issues, we were gradually going to condition the population to become docile, harmless birds. And then some bright genius got the in his head to make some kind of "anti-virus" swizzle-wizzle. Now look where we are.

You will have a perfect sphere? You will have somehow crushed all subatomic particles into a paste that can be formed into a sphere? You will have a black hole?

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton.They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilariousgruesome to be explained in detail.So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider.It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop.Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him.Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense.So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv. Chapter Three The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all. However, the princess of shapeshifters didn't get the memo, and shapeshifted into a chicken just as a chicken-eater mob came round the corner. The chicken eating mob then chased the princess for three days in a constant circle all the while the princess yelled: "Stop! I'm really just a fish!" Just as the chicken eaters caught the princess, they all fell over from intense dizziness caused by running around in a circle for three days, squashing the poor princess into goo and angering the almighty poultry god. "clucKC CLckU cllCKU" said the poultry god, which translates into "666 to ya'll motherfuckers down there thinkin you can mess with my homeboys." Upon saying this, the poultry god hoisted its mighty prosterior over the realm of the shape-shifters and unleashed a blinding storm of shit on them. Then the magical unicorn sorcerer of Ace Hobo s came and blasted the poultry god with cake. The cake being what it is, suddenly vanished before it reached its feathery target giving the poultry the chance to start peaking at Ace's face down to the bone! However, Ace Hobo predicted this would happen and used substitute just before the poultry god started attacking! Ace Hobo is suddenly evolving into... an ULTRAPOULTRY GOD! Evolutions inc. do not take clauses about unoriginality. Chapter 4 Now there was a fish and a duck, they lived together in a collage dorm pretending to be students. They liked going to brothels. However, the brothels didn't like them. It was because one time one of the ho's didn't get paid by the duck and just ran. Because they were mad, the fish, named Ivan Il'yich Ivanov, decided to hatch an evil plot. After hatching his evil plot from an egg he kept in the fridge for just such an occasion, Il'yich donned his vibram fivefingers, mounted his segway, and set off toward gotham.

[random Idea] Reverse-time matter, eh? I wonder if reverse-time matter has reverse gravity as well. Maybe that's why it hardly ever interacts with regular matter? [/random idea] EDIT: Ninja'd

Actually, one thing I have run into is that if, for whatever reason, your network blocks access to www.minecraft.net, (at least, that's what I think causes it, it could possibly be a technic related page), and you try to start the launcher, the launcher will freeze up/refuse to do anything. In that case, simply turn off your wireless/internet and then the built-in offline mode will kick in just fine (Provided you were able to log in successfully last time, that is. If the network blocks it, and then I try to turn off wireless then restart the launcher, it refuses to work until I can make a successful connection to minecraft.net, even if I reboot my laptop.)

Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish. His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton. They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around.

Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish. His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen.