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Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that.....(doesn't ask him to log in) Why can't sodomy be intellectual? Sure, it's not quantum physics, but let's face it. It's about level with the user base here. They'd be more offended if we talked quantum physics, philosophy, or discussed how the eventual imperialistic way of the US will come to an end much how a lot of the colonial states of northern Africa have collapsed. But that's neither here or there. Sodomy is about par for the course here.

My way is WAY more fun.

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that.....(doesn't ask him to log in) Well, you don't want to wash the inside actually. You can cause infections and processing problems in the intestine due to all the bacteria that needs to be there. This is why a lot of porn actresses (<- classy right?) have issues with constipation all the time. They get enemas regularly to keep their poop chute clean and sparkly for penetration. But it's not something you want to do if you're not taking a dick up the ass on a regular basis. A good outside scrub and a shit ahead of time should get you properly cleaned out without causing long term problems. Poop on the dick happens. It's not that big of a deal. It's when it gets IN the dick that you suffer issues. But the chances of that are extremely low unless your recipient takes a full on shit while you're fucking. Plus, no matter how much they scrub, you should wash yourself afterwards anyway. Fecal matter has a habit of sticking around even after a good scrub. It's shitty that way. See what I did there?

Start trashing his server. He'll figure it out real quick.

Not really. You see, there are these things called words. Each word has a unique spelling and although some might seem similar, upon closer inspection, otherwise known as reading, you'll find the differences. Now, if you're illiterate and lazy, I can see how this would be a problem. A way to correct this is to go back to school and get your GED or whatever. Maybe take some college courses until you feel really confident that you can determine TECHNIC, from TEKKIT. Now, let's move on to numbers. IT'S OK, DON'T PANIC! I'm not going to ask you to identify anything past the number 2. So... breathe. Ok. Ready? 1 creeper is alone. He plays by himself, or in gaming terms, single player. Which is what Technic is. 2 creepers are not alone. They are together. They play together, or in gaming terms, multiplayer. Which is what Tekkit is. Still with me? Awesome. So, we've got two defining characteristics between Technic and Tekkit. Spelling and Numbers. How is this confusing again?

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that.....(doesn't ask him to log in) I get sodomizing. It feels pretty good if you do it right. I just don't get rimjobbing. Who would want to stick their tongue up in there? POOP COMES OUT THERE. You can wash off your pecker and you'll be fine. But... yeah. Who wants to eat poop? Bleh. If you can get corporate sponsorship for screwin' people in the ass, I'm all for it. Buttsex AND money for doing it? HELL YEAH! Sign me up!

If you followed the conversation, you'd know the reference was related to weed and not hitler. So, you fail there. Besides, hitler is old news, no one cares about him or his jew hate anymore. Get with the times man. Also, bunnies.

I dunno. The guitar thing isn't working for me. Shouldn't he be called Smokey McPots? You're getting it -very- easy here. I'd quit while you're ahead. And this is me being... nice? Fuck. What's wrong with me?

We can be excited together. Hold me!

You're getting sloppy Jay. Gotta practice your game more. Get in there and really work your Keller skills. Flex those power hungry muscles and make the pinkies cry.

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that.....(doesn't ask him to log in) Congratulations. This topic is boring. Let me know when we get back to something interesting. Like tits or the sport of motorboating them. In related news, I just saw a penguin.

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that.....(doesn't ask him to log in) No wonder no one cared. I'm stumbling all the time anyway. No! This is totally about... whatever the subject matter is. Pepper talk is relevant. It forces people to actually read prior posts to understand the outcome. It's how we weed out those who take the time to read the thread, and those who just bust in with some stupid question about why clouds are trying to steal your ID by forcing you to launch Technic/Tekkit through the launcher. CONSPIRATORS UNITE!

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that.....(doesn't ask him to log in) Yeah. I didn't even know you were supposed to wear gloves handling hab's. I've never had to. Of course, after I ate one, I wiped my eye. Now... there are a lot of things that go through your head when your finger touches your eye area. The first is... whoops. The second is, I might as well keep going, the third is... this is just awful. Although, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. I sort of was disappointed I didn't turn into the Ghost Rider. That would've been awesome.

Um. That was my idea first and he didn't ask my permission. I have proof too, I wrote it down on a post-it about a year before minecraft went alpha. So.. yeah. Awkward right?

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that..... This isn't uncommon man. I make salsa and I was asked by a friend of mine to make hot salsa. So naturally i picked up some hab's for the sauce and to go in as a raw ingredient. Now, I was a bit peeved when I discovered a bunch were rotten inside. So we chucked them into the disposal. No big. So I'm cutting up the good ones (I don't need gloves but I've got enough callus on my hands to handle high voltage) while my friend decides the disposal needs to be run. His mistake was looking down the drain when he turned it on. Got sprayed by habanero oils from what was in there. But he's a tough motherfucker and handled it like a man. In the end, the salsa turned out wonderful... to him. Turned my lips and tongue numb prior to the fiery heat of wasabi, habanero, and an assortment of other peppers and spices. I've eaten a habanero twice. Both times, I regretted it the next morning. I think the worst was when I was sandblasting water pipes and those peppers came a knockin'. Fuckin' hell. I ended up leaving work early.

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that..... Yeah, the indian pepper is rare as hell to find, whereas I can pick up a hab at the local market. Even if I could get it, I'm not inclined to try something that's used in military crowd control. I also like how you say they're only 100,000 to 350,000. Only huh? Have you eaten one? Sure, they're not AS buttsauce hot, but they're not a fucking pickle either.

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that..... Come talk to me when you drink habanero infused vodka. Or vodka that's been soaking up habanero oils. Probably the same thing if they made the prior. Then we can swap stories about dropping lava out of your rectum. Particularly if you're already drunk and figure what the fuck and eat a hab after the shot.

The nail just got hit on the head and must be rushed to the hospital.

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that..... Lightweights.

Usually the culprit.

It's not even that. It's just basic troubleshooting. This wouldn't be a problem if people just tried to look around for a solution to their problem before posting. Not once have I posted a problem I've run into, because I've used the fucking search engine. I didn't even have to read a sticky because I was directed there via search. Wait, no, that's incorrect. I have had to read up on stickies. Because I post such volatile posts 90% of the time, I make sure I'm not breaking the forum rules (too badly) to the point where I need to be kellered, probated, or permabanned. Point is, people are god damned lazy and I have zero respect or tolerance for someone who posts a question that has been answered AND placed conveniently at the top of the respective forum for ease of access. It's just ridiculous.

For the love of christ. Really? 1. If you can't authenticate your account to minecraft.net, you're either doing it wrong, or you don't have a legitimate minecraft account. You need one of those to run the launcher successfully. 2. Read. The. God. Damned. STICKIES! Once you're done doing that, THEN post. Good luck and enjoy yourself.

Re: hello plzz read this, it is about the 1.2.5 update white screen/update failed No way! Cheapshot is on the money here. God damn those kids and their rap music and all that stuff. Oh, and how do you think all those lazy clouds got up there? That's right. Rap music and library cards. They're gateway drugs to laziness and homosexuality. Now, I've gotta go watch my stories and gum my oatmeal. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY PANTS?!

Re: Is there a version of the technic launcher that..... Hell yeah! Americans represent! We're the mutts of the world. Mostly because we treat the globe like our backyard and shit all over it.

Thank you Scumshot! Wait, Cheapscum? Wh... what do you go by again and why are there three of you?