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No Memes - If the only response you can think of for something is an overused terrible image with text on it' date=' or a beaten to death catchphrase you should have a sit down and question your direction in life. "Who am I?" "Do I even have my own personality?" "When did I replace my wit and social interaction skills with a series of shitty .jpg's?" A few examples of things you might consider pondering.[/quote']

WOW I TOTS REPORT UR ASS.

I HOP U GET BUNNYED

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Then the taste changes from blue, to purple and finally to red, the point where my mouth is on fire.

If it tastes like red, you need to add some sugar.

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I put my password in there once, it made me into a fish :(

I changed my mind, and now your friend is in small slices, rolled in rice and alga, accompanied by soya sauce and wasabi.

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I changed my mind, and now your friend is in small slices, rolled in rice and alga, accompanied by soya sauce and wasabi.

I pour ridiculous amounts of pepper on his friend and now it is peppery.

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I pour ridiculous amounts of pepper on his friend and now it is peppery.

I dip his friend in the soya sauce to wash away the pepper in surplus and I sprinkle sesame seed on his friend.

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I dip his friend in the soya sauce to wash away the pepper in surplus and I sprinkle sesame seed on his friend.

I pour even more ridiculous amounts of pepper in the soya sauce and then pour even more-er ridiculous amounts of pepper on his friend.

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I pour even more ridiculous amounts of pepper in the soya sauce and then pour even more-er ridiculous amounts of pepper on his friend.

I decide to stop giving fucks and I eat all his friend in a mouthful. As I become red because his friend is too hot for me, I pour myself a glass of water.

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I decide to stop giving fucks and I eat all his friend in a mouthful. As I become red because his friend is too hot for me, I pour myself a glass of water.

I pour a metric fuckton of pepper into your water.

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I pour a metric fuckton of pepper into your water.

I throw the metric fucktoned glass of water in your eyes and laugh as your face melt due to the pepperiness. But then I start choking because my mouth is still burning due to ThougherHaddock's pepperish friend.

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I throw the metric fucktoned glass of water in your eyes and laugh as your face melt due to the pepperiness. But then I start choking because my mouth is still burning due to ThougherHaddock's pepperish friend.

I die of pepperiness and facemelting and respawn. I run over and grab my useless musket of no ammo.

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I die of pepperiness and facemelting and respawn. I run over and grab my useless musket of no ammo.

Hey, Master Heller took out his banhammer, run while you still can.

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Hey, Master Heller took out his banhammer, run while you still can.

But the joke must be stretched until it snaps and seriously injures everyone within a kilometre!

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I am not a he :P

And there was no banhammer waving, simply a statement that the joke was kind of lame by this point.

Oh, sorry, it's the kind of thing hard to guess on forums. :D

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