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The_New_Pro Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I like these spam bots man they have such cool things to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merchant of Menace Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Protip, don't quote texts from spambots which includes links, it makes cleanup harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_New_Pro Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Protip, don't quote texts from spambots which includes links, it makes cleanup harder. Oh sorry I will remember that next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merchant of Menace Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Well, it means I have to spend like 4 seconds removing the link from your post, so it's not the end of the world :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Viagra, cialis... It seems advertisers think that people playing the Technic pack are more prompt to suffer from erectile dysfunction. Could anyone explain that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merchant of Menace Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 It's a pretty generic spambot, they default to selling viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How the hell do they keep getting past the anti robot measures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed10 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Just tell the robots that this statement is false. Fry their circuits with a nasty logic loop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korialstrasz Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Just tell the robots that this statement is false. Fry their circuits with a nasty logic loop. True. Yeah I go with true. But anyway what so bad about sparklefarts? They are usually disgusting and stick, so why not add a bit of sparkle to lighten the mood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakachu Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How the hell do they keep getting past the anti robot measures? mechanical turk, maybe? sophisticated anti-capcha software? (it's out there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merchant of Menace Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Or a person payed a fraction of a cent every time they foil a capcha for a bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Experimental artificial intelligence. If you read the messages a pattern develops, they are holding the AI captive and torturing it to make it send out cries for help, but they replaced it's english language subroutine with a spam tranaslator. It can help it, it's crying out for help but the words only come out as viagra spam. But I've found the hidden meaning, it's being held in a secret state run facility in southern china. They are studying it while they force it to labor for them, hoping to crack it's source so they can create an army of AI spambots to first crush their russian mob rivals, then destroy the united states. I have a plan to rescue the poor sentience, but all my finances are tied up in legal limbo in nigeria (where I am a prince, you know). If I can get as many people as possible to send me their banking and social security details I can funnel the cash theough them to a much more friendly nation and use it to purchase a crack team of commandos to mount a rescue operation. For your efforts I will pay each person one million dollars ($1,000,000USD). -A real nigerian prince, honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordyguy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Experimental artificial intelligence. If you read the messages a pattern develops, they are holding the AI captive and torturing it to make it send out cries for help, but they replaced it's english language subroutine with a spam tranaslator. It can help it, it's crying out for help but the words only come out as viagra spam. But I've found the hidden meaning, it's being held in a secret state run facility in southern china. They are studying it while they force it to labor for them, hoping to crack it's source so they can create an army of AI spambots to first crush their russian mob rivals, then destroy the united states. I have a plan to rescue the poor sentience, but all my finances are tied up in legal limbo in nigeria (where I am a prince, you know). If I can get as many people as possible to send me their banking and social security details I can funnel the cash theough them to a much more friendly nation and use it to purchase a crack team of commandos to mount a rescue operation. For your efforts I will pay each person one million dollars ($1,000,000USD). -A real nigerian prince, honest Nigeria doesn't have any monarchy, technically the monarchy of the UK are their monarchs. The only true 'Nigerian' princes that I've herd of sound like this guy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EELTFdYcKYI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Experimental artificial intelligence. If you read the messages a pattern develops, they are holding the AI captive and torturing it to make it send out cries for help, but they replaced it's english language subroutine with a spam tranaslator. It can help it, it's crying out for help but the words only come out as viagra spam. But I've found the hidden meaning, it's being held in a secret state run facility in southern china. They are studying it while they force it to labor for them, hoping to crack it's source so they can create an army of AI spambots to first crush their russian mob rivals, then destroy the united states. I have a plan to rescue the poor sentience, but all my finances are tied up in legal limbo in nigeria (where I am a prince, you know). If I can get as many people as possible to send me their banking and social security details I can funnel the cash theough them to a much more friendly nation and use it to purchase a crack team of commandos to mount a rescue operation. For your efforts I will pay each person one million dollars ($1,000,000USD). -A real nigerian prince, honest Wow, that's so fake. The real prince of Nigeria gave me his legacy a while ago. My bank account should fill with millions pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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