Ashzification Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 "If you have seven pies, and someone asks for two of them how many do you have left?" "uhhh, seven." *sigh* "Okay, if you have seven pies and someone takes two of them by force, how many do you have?" "Seven." *glare* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashzification Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 "If you have seven pies, and someone asks for two of them how many do you have left?" "uhhh, seven." *sigh* "Okay, if you have seven pies and someone takes two of them by force, how many do you have?" "Seven." *glare* Only if they're apple. I don't care much for my gran's cherry pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 "If you have seven pies, and someone asks for two of them how many do you have left?" "uhhh, seven." *sigh* "Okay, if you have seven pies and someone takes two of them by force, how many do you have?" "Seven." *glare* The answer is zero, actually. I hate pie. "So I see you're all dressed up today." "Oh hey thanks, I think it looks nice." "I'm glad we have the theory of relativity, that way we're both right!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacrieur Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 It's 24, because of oak forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In & Outsider Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 At least it ain't DE, though. DE problem is more like: If the rate of acceleration in the price of fruit in general is 7 times the rate at which bananas grow, find the growth rate of IBM's stock price when within 10.72 miles of the northern most border of Brazil, then integrate the result over -infinity to infinity. The answer is quite simply the set of all sets, since Brazil has ceased to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 How I see it: Peter has a basket with 42 fucks. He gives none to his friends. Howmany fucks has Peter left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse95 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 If Jimmy has 4 apples and Lisa has 6 apples, why don't they just shut-up and eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakachu Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 my home-schooled math roots laugh at your silly word problems. reading comprehension for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleGuy Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 God I hated partial diff EQ. Especially Jacobian whatever the hells I was supposed to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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