hmmmmmm37 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 this cow will soon die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 So does this have any use whatsoever? Or should I just slowly back away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningCake Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 ^Back away slowly. Anyway, how did this thread wash up in the Hack n' Slash section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hushful Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 The OP should be all the explanation we need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 ^Back away slowly. Anyway, how did this thread wash up in the Hack n' Slash section? I'll tell ya... One day OP was playing Hack n slash, he just defeated the boss of the dungeon. Very happy he was collecting his loot, when all of the sudden: a cow jumped down, trying to crush him. But our mighty warrior evaded the assault, he was however blown away by the force of this foul monster's terrible Mooo. The force blew him into the lava moot, with all his stuff. Sad but full with anger, our OP transformed into his timelord form. He traveled back in time to the day the cow was born, and tortured the beast till the day of this thread. When the cow was finally big enough to survive a warp to this world. Now our evil timelord can take revenge and finish the cow once and for all. But will this cow's life be enough to satisfy his thirst? There you go ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningCake Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'll tell ya... One day OP was playing Hack n slash, he just defeated the boss of the dungeon. Very happy he was collecting his loot, when all of the sudden: a cow jumped down, trying to crush him. But our mighty warrior evaded the assault, he was however blown away by the force of this foul monster's terrible Mooo. The force blew him into the lava moot, with all his stuff. Sad but full with anger, our OP transformed into his timelord form. He traveled back in time to the day the cow was born, and tortured the beast till the day of this thread. When the cow was finally big enough to survive a warp to this world. Now our evil timelord can take revenge and finish the cow once and for all. But will this cow's life be enough to satisfy his thirst? There you go I think that just justified the existence of this thread. Thank you good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I think that just justified the existence of this thread. Thank you good sir. It's my pleasure. OP, you can thank me at an other time: I need to laugh at my own post (yes, that bad) :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjipsdew Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 It's my pleasure. OP, you can thank me at an other time: I need to laugh at my own post (yes, that bad) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 My second reaction-:wtc: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted October 31, 2012 Moderators Share Posted October 31, 2012 I feel sad for the cow... Isn't there a white knight on a fiery steed to fight the rising odds? lol I would change that quickly, before a mod gives you a warning point. It counts as a low-effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I feel sad for the cow... Isn't there a white knight on a fiery steed to fight the rising odds? Nope, this isn't a disney movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted October 31, 2012 Moderators Share Posted October 31, 2012 Nope, this isn't a disney movie. It's a reference to a song. Nothing to do with disney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 It's a reference to a song. Nothing to do with disney To which song exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 To which song exactly? The Derail Song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 The Derail Song. You mean that song from the band Derail This Thread? I like that song, it's good don't you think? Especially the part where he sings about the cows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 You mean that song from the band Derail This Thread? I like that song, it's good don't you think? Especially the part where he sings about the cows... What cows? The chocolate milk cows? strawberry? This thread is so derailed right now, it is almost on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapChop Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 What cows? The chocolate milk cows? strawberry? This thread is so derailed right now, it is almost on topic. well, I now know why one doesn't drink coffee, and read threads, especially when someone pulls that pic out... but on topic, wouldn't that valiant knight be riding a pig, or a spider??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 well, I now know why one doesn't drink coffee, and read threads, especially when someone pulls that pic out... but on topic, wouldn't that valiant knight be riding a pig, or a spider??? Apart from the necro (16 days OooOooOh, bad;) ) he would be riding a skeleton that's riding a spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Apart from the necro (16 days OooOooOh, bad;) ) he would be riding a skeleton that's riding a spider Riding a skeleton thats riding a cow thats riding a pig thats riding a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapChop Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapChop Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 wellthatescalatedquickly.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 wellthatescalatedquickly.jpg does that mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 does that mean. Most likely slapchop wanted to upload a pic... but failed miserably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Quadra-fail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 You guys... well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg The .jpg is used as way to give credibility to this or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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