Dentcat Posted September 28, 2013 Posted September 28, 2013 I am bored so I decided to ask the following dumb question: Why are fish not made of cake? Quote
dwwojcik Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Excellent question. They'd have much more flavor that way. Quote
Neowulf Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Why are fish not made of cake? Because the oranges were refused service. Quote
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Author Posted October 5, 2013 PLOT TWIST: The Orange is secretly a lemon! It sent a shiver down my spine when I found out. Brr... Quote
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 PLOT TWIST: The Orange is secretly a lemon! It sent a shiver down my spine when I found out. Brr... Orange...how could you. I'm dropping you for Peach. Quote
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Author Posted October 5, 2013 Why is an Orange an Orange? Why isn't a Lemon a Yellow? IT MAKES NO SENSE! Quote
Lethosos Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Orange...how could you. I'm dropping you for Peach. Be careful. Peach has a thing for spanking. Quote
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Author Posted October 5, 2013 Be careful. Peach has a thing for spanking. Oh really? Go with Daisy then. Quote
Dentcat Posted October 6, 2013 Author Posted October 6, 2013 Because fish cubed is actually equal to the square root of cake, and 2+2 is not equal to pi times the highest number of cookies that the fish can be divided into. Come on, everyone knows that. Therefore your argument is invalid due to the power of the almighty cookie dividing fish. Quote
Dentcat Posted October 6, 2013 Author Posted October 6, 2013 I know right? it is a scary thought. But what is scarier is the fact cows can be tipped. Quote
miniboxer Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 Why aren't fish made of bread? Come on, this is serious business...oh wait Quote
Kocken926 Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 Why aren't fish made of bread? Come on, this is serious business...http://www.breadfish.co.uk/']oh wait That link is a bit wonkily made. What I really wanna know is why potatoes aren't made of potato. Quote
Dentcat Posted October 7, 2013 Author Posted October 7, 2013 Because Potato Squared divided by carrot equals Mushy Peas, obviously. Do you like toast? I mean... Like... cooked fish? Herp derp. Quote
miniboxer Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 That link is a bit wonkily made. What I really wanna know is why potatoes aren't made of potato. It is fixed now. Xenforo doesn't like you tampering with BBCode in the normal editor. Quote
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 That link is a bit wonkily made. What I really wanna know is why potatoes aren't made of potato. They aren't? My life is a lie. Why must you break this news to me? Why??? Quote
Dentcat Posted October 9, 2013 Author Posted October 9, 2013 The square root of potato equals chips. Therefore chips squared equals MOAR CHIPS Quote
Dentcat Posted October 9, 2013 Author Posted October 9, 2013 Chips Squared + Cheeseburger + Cheaply manufactured toy + box = Happy meal Also Red Pens are better than blue pens Quote
dwwojcik Posted October 9, 2013 Posted October 9, 2013 The square root of potato equals chips. Therefore chips squared equals MOAR CHIPS Lol, no. Chips squared == potato. Quote
Richs_Yard Posted October 9, 2013 Posted October 9, 2013 Lol, no. Chips squared == potato. You forgot to cube the square root of Watermelon before squaring the chips! Quote
dwwojcik Posted October 9, 2013 Posted October 9, 2013 You forgot to cube the square root of Watermelon before squaring the chips! Oh, dang, you're right. Man, is food math hard or what!? Quote
Dentcat Posted October 10, 2013 Author Posted October 10, 2013 Pens are better than potatos. DEAL WITH IT, FOLKS. Quote
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