Bestestservers Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 Welcome to Davids Reliable Dongmonglers You can purchase your Dedicated servers off me for cheaper then retail you get it within 5 minutes of purchase ofcourse customer satisfaction is 100% You can email me at [email protected] or PM me for details for (definitely not nude) skype if your are interested. Please note all these Dedicated servers are 100% yours to do what ever you do with, you have control over every dong, even the web panel where you can select your linux operating system about 20 of them. for an adistional $15 a month you can have a windows OS which you can connect to using Remote Desktop, as default linux/Ubuntu you will use SSH Please note that the ubuntu/linux it does have a Desktop version where you can visually see and the terminal ofcourse. You will be given Root access. Lets Start with the Services. Dedicated Dong 1. $40 USD a month $55 a month if you want Windows OS. Specs include: Length: 8 inches CPU: Intel i3 -2cores/4 threads- Clockspeed: 3.4GHz RAM: 8GB DDR3 Girth: 1.3 inches HardDrive: 2TB SATA2 Bandwidth: 100Mbps - 5TB/month Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation- Cores: 2 Visualisation: yes Connection: 100 Mbps Incoming: 100Mpbs Outcoming: 100Mpbs 1 Ipaddress 128 Ipv6 addresses 24/7 Support Dedicated Server 2. $60 USD a month $75 a month if you want Windows OS. Specs include: Length: 10.2 inches CPU: Intel i5 -4cores/4 threads- Clockspeed: 3.1GHz TurboBoost: 3.8GHz RAM: 8GB DDR3 Girth: 2 inches HardDrive: 2TB SATA2 Raid 1 Soft - 0/1 Bandwidth: 100Mbps - 5TB/month Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation- Cores: 4 Visualisation: yes Connection: 100 Mbps Incoming: 100Mpbs Outcoming: 100Mpbs 1 Ipaddress 128 Ipv6 addresses 24/7 Support Dedicated Server 3. $80 USD a month $95 a month if you want Windows OS. Specs include: Length: 14 inches CPU: Intel i5 -4cores/4 threads- Clockspeed: 3.1GHz TurboBoost: 3.8GHz RAM: 16GB DDR3 Girth: 2.4 inches HardDrive: 2TB SATA2 Raid 1 Soft - 0/1 Bandwidth: 100Mbps - 5TB/month Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation- Cores: 4 Visualisation: yes Connection: 100 Mbps Incoming: 100Mpbs Outcoming: 100Mpbs 1 Ipaddress 128 Ipv6 addresses 24/7 Support Dedicated Server 4. $100 USD a month $115 a month if you want Windows OS. Specs include: Length: 22 Inches! CPU: Intel Xeon E3 1245v2 -4 cores/ 8 threads- Clockspeed: 3.4GHz TurboBoost: 3.8Ghz RAM: 32GB DDR3 Girth: 3 inches! HardDrive: 2TB SATA2 Bandwidth: 200Mbps - Unlimited Net Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation- Cores: 4 Visualisation: yes Connection: 200 Mbps Incoming: 200Mpbs Outcoming: 200Mpbs 1 Ipaddress 128 Ipv6 addresses 24/7 Support All our dedicated servers come with the following services They are located in Canada/USA - Datacentre - FTP - FTP Backup - Remote server reboot - Large choice of operating systems - Save the installation Template - free at-will reinstalling of servers OS - manage SSH keys - Netboot - monitoring 24/7 email/SMS updates - Rescue System - personalised Reverse - Virtualization Pick a plan or ask me question email me at: [email protected] Have a good day! IsraelOr 1
Jay? Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 In case it isn't clear, advertising is frowned upon. Have a nice day :) Dtrain11++1 1
Lethosos Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 I had to stop and really read what you did, Jay. That's good trolling, right there. Just to note, 22/3 inches would significantly lower your blood pressure when at full mast.
Kocken926 Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 I actually thought the dong thing was serious before reading Jay?s post, since I remembered some feminist hysteria surrounding an IT related "big dongs" joke. Googeling reminded me that it was about dongels, not dongs, but still. So basically, I couldn't tell OPs servers from dongs. Holy mämmi I'm bad at computers...
Bestestservers Posted November 20, 2013 Author Posted November 20, 2013 Why the fu*k are you allowed to edit my sh*t Jay, abusing your powers, your such a b*tch that should not be allowed
Kocken926 Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 Why the fu*k are you allowed to edit my sh*t Jay, abusing your powers, your such a b*tch that should not be allowed You broke the rules, Jay? used moderator powers to fix it. How is that abuse? Also, who seriously censors swears with stars? Everyone knows what it means, no point in hiding one letter!
Torezu Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 They think they're beating auto-censoring when they do that. What they don't realize is that the Technic Forums don't have auto-censoring. You can swear (almost) all you want! We just might ban or warn you for certain topics, etc. Also, he just got an id10t warning for serial bumping after being referred to the rules. Good job, guy! PS. I just noticed what he called Jay? - extra 2 points!
Moderators Munaus Posted November 20, 2013 Moderators Posted November 20, 2013 Why the fu*k are you allowed to edit my sh*t Jay Because she's the law You might want to thread lightly, read the Forum's rules and think what you're doing. For being the "bestestservers" you aren't the "bestestreaders". I wouldn't want to buy anything from a person who neglects to follow local forum rules, or who swears at a moderator, which shows you are juvenile.
freakachu Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 I came here expecting to just ban/delete this thread and move on. I got more than I expected from the experience.
theprolo Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 What I want to know is how dongs get anti-DDOS. Actually, on second thoughts...
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