your favorite item names?

[miniboxer]

mine is Omnipotent visor of FALCOOON PAUNCH!

seriously, here is a picture:

[Puddi]

Haha awesome

[Valkon]

My favorite is still that one item someone talked about getting one time.

The "Sweaty Iron Axe of Lube," if I remember correctly.

[miniboxer]

hahahahaha, sweaty iron axe of lube. Another great one i got is Unopened Mint Condition DragonScale Grieves.

[miniboxer]

Dragonclaw that can school you in starcraft.

[Frizzil]

Legendary Longsword that Won't Come Out of the Damn Sheath

[NeonJ]

I've had a few.

"Horribly, Horribly Cursed Chain Cap of Stability"

"The Axe of Ridiculous Lore" (The axe's description BREAKS THE SCREEN o,o)

And my favourite...

[dillingerk]

Hurf Durf

[Alskf]

I prefer the

Hat of some kinda Egyptian curse or sumthin'

It gives you something like -5 to ALL of your stats.

[kooky132]

My mace called "Dragon Spank" that had a ridiculous amount of damage on it (i dont have it anymore though there was a accident involving lava and the Q key)

[Alskf]

A mace called "Maternity Trick". And the "Stretchy Ring of Broccoli", as well.

These names are so ridiculous.

[NeonJ]

I found this awesome bone club called "El Zilcho" the other day. It was awesome.

And an NPC was selling "Lovesocks" (They looked like leather boots, but I can't remember the stats on them. Lv. 10 village.)

I also found a "Robust Ring of Poor Eating Habits" (No effects.)

There are a few amusings in my chests somewhere, too..

"Ring, Fresh from the Sawmill!"

"Apocalypse Greaves"

"Brimming Helm that'd Slit it's Own Mother's Throat"

"Shortbow of SOULS..."

"Scout's Shortbow from Across the Border"

"Leather Tunic, Now with 50% MORE Durability!" (The funny thing is, it's only +47% Durability.)