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  1. Valued at one-point-eight farts.

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    2. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      Put in the bug report in the proper section...

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Vintagegrief is now valued at three point two burps, and burps are to farts like what Zimbabwean dollars are to Euros.

    4. SuperShadowP1ay
  2. Virustotal has now become one of the entries on my chrome homepage. Not sure what that says about me. SCAN ALL THE THINGS.

  3. Warning: may contain meta.

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    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      was the meta-data in you hands to damaged to make a normal clap?

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *̧̲̠̭̦̬̻̖̳̘̪̙̦̳̗͇̍̎ͬ̊̎̌ͪͫ̐͋ͫ͢s̶̡̤̞̘̳͙̖ͮͤͧ͑̎̓̓ͯ̉̑͒ͣ͂́̚l̸̶̹̫͚̞̤ͫͥͥ̒ͦ̈̃̓̃ͤ̉́͜ͅͅo̷͂̿̄̈́̈̾ͩ̓̊̚͘҉̡͔̟̤͎̝̼̬̤̫̹͇̣̲͈w̨̢̛̬̹̻̰̳̰̟̗̣̱͓̳͆͋̓̎̀ ̵̞̺͈̙̏͋̽̇̓̀͘͢͡c̷̢̛̞͔̤̖̺̫̜̗̊ͬͩͣ͗ͥ͗ͬͬ̇̆̀ͦ̕͠ͅl̺̭̦͙̟̲̣̟͔̰̱͎̳ͪ͒ͦͯ̓ͨ̏̓ͬͪͣ͘͢ͅa̴̲̮̝͔̗̫̥̰ͬͬ̎̀ͮ̏̀̎ͦ͘͞pͦ̎̈ͩ͌ͬͭͫ͂̊̆͌̊̒҉̧̧͎̺͉̜̺͖͟*̨̼̪̪̖͔̼̙̩͖̉ͮ̑ͤ̆̅̑̃ͤ͋͗͌̇̀̐ͅ

    4. holymage!

      holymage!

      your keyboard seems to have taken some damage....want to get a new one so you can type in english once again?

  4. We here at Byteco take no responsibility for our CEO's utter lack of drawing skills, nor his lovecraftian perception of human anatomy.

  5. Welcome to my world. It's kinda statiky and tends to not bear any resemblance to the normal world, but you are welcome to stay if you want.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Also, my world is sometimes filled with high-pitched noises and extreme spacial confusion. And light trails. Pwiddy light trails.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      statikk shiv ahh too much lol in the brain save me help.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      If you can get to the end of this, it should stop. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/04/29/command-shrine-memory-of-a-broken-dimension/

  6. WELCOME TO THE JAM

  7. Well, I didn't fix it. But I realized that if you rearrange the letters in the URL I gave you, you can spell "Waifu". So there's that.

  8. Well, well, well. I now have three wells. Makes it a lot more conveniant to get water.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      You're super healthy now too, i bet. You should be feeling well.

    2. TheBytemaster
  9. What is this "fuel-oil mix" you speak of?

  10. What was that thing you put on my profile the other day? I didn't even bother to look at it.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      And that beats whiteface how? (Note to random people reading this, I am not being racist. whiteface is a character in a game.)

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      He is cute. Whiteface is not. The cuteness shall cleanse this earth of whiteface.

  11. Whelp, that was fun. We now return to your regularly scheduled derpyness and such. Or something. Not really sure.

  12. When I ask my computer to jump, it doesn't ask. "How high?". It asks what color of jump I would like. And I tell it blue.

  13. Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego the Kitty Jail?

  14. WHO PUT THIS-oh. Right. Me.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I bet it was Okamikk's ghost.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Goddamnit someone here exorcized him.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Come on. This is Oka we are talking about. Like that would work.

  15. Whoever designed the roads in frogger is an evil jerk. Seriously. You have to cross incoming traffic to even change lanes.

  16. Why would you be someone you're not?

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    2. Melfice

      Melfice

      Because you try to hide your insecurities and self-perceived flaws.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Because I'm actually a spambot.

    4. Sabakugaara8

      Sabakugaara8

      I'm myself on the internet, yet it's odd that it's much easier to be myself on the internet more than in real life.

  17. Why. WHywhywhywhyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, right. Because money.

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    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      And that's why you should shake your money-maker.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      not just any money. #swag money

    4. Stop mocking me0

      Stop mocking me0

      -Call of duty logic

  18. Wreck-it-Ralph > Brave

    1. Mooseman9
    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      That's basically Video Games > Outdoors Something undeniably true.

  19. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a lot of nachos.

  20. You can get away with a surprising amount of things if you yell "FOR SCIENCE" while doing them. Seriously, try it.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Perfect reason to skip work tomorrow.

  21. You can never leave this place. Never.

  22. YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH THE RAILGUN. GIVE IT. NOW.

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