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  1. Ever on and on, I continue circling...

  2. I have NEVER set off a sarcasm detector.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Well aren't you special. hmmph.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Thanks for the gift ;)

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      You're welcome. You and me and Holymage will have to play sometime.

  3. Huh. Somehow you only have 3 stars. How does that even work?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Wait, now you have 5.... wat?

  4. *launches crawler from out of fog*

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      *mistakes crawler for mine, doesn't bother destroying it despite having ample energy to do so*

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *explodes all the things*

  5. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Also, most if it is used by other people to wipe their asses with.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Also, it's thin, perfumed, and made of cellulose products.

  6. Dat swaaaaaaang. Dang. It gots dat swang.

    1. holymage!
    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      sang sang sang sang now you're sanging with a swang

  7. Never say ever.

    1. Torezu

      Torezu

      Every time I never do something like that everyone goes out of their ever-loving wits.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

  8. AM ROOT. *maniacal power-mad laughter*

    1. Torezu

      Torezu

      Oh really? >:)

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      *starts fondling the power cable*

      Care to revise your exclamation? :D

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Er, I rooted my phone and put slimbean on it. It's crazy fast now and I can do whatever I want to the system. *resumes maniacial laughter with slightly less intensity*

  9. You ever find your old copy of Moonbase Commander?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Sorry, I got called into work on Saturday. I'm around all today though. Message me through Skype or Steam if you can.

    2. planetguy

      planetguy

      I ended up busy over the weekend too. I did get to try Moonbase running, but there's some sort of DRM check that complains about not having the disk, even when running the program off it.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Hit "cancel" when that window pops up. The game should then run anyways.

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  10. Hmm. There might be a thief in those bushes.... Maybe I'll fire a few shots into them and see-*facestab*

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I saw the blood splatter, I just couldn't see you.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I was referring to the first time we played and I stopped in front of a bush wondering if someone was there. I only got one shot off before I got facestabbed by you
      .

    3. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Oh, well it still kind of applies to what happened earlier.

  11. YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH THE RAILGUN. GIVE IT. NOW.

  12. I haven't put anything here in a while. I bring to you as a tribute... a SHRUBBERY! *dramatic music*

    1. Kocken926
    2. SkylordThunder

      SkylordThunder

      *silently monty pythons everywhere* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

  13. Love the new forum software! I feel so special now that I get ~1 notification per minute.

  14. Let the notification spam-o-palooza commence. *airhorn*

  15. Apparently I am not allowed to have any weapon who's AOE is larger than it's range.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But if everything in the general direction I pointed my weapon at is already dead, then why would it matter if I have a few points of damage?

    2. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      You said AOE, not area + insane one-shotting damage.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Well, given that the AOE damage falls off over distance, and assuming that I have at least something resembling aim, I think everything downrange of me is pretty hosed. If a weapon's AOE is bigger than it's range and it's not some sort of meele weapon, then it's doing a lot of damage.

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  16. Are you a friend? *ominous static hissing intensifies*

  17. Stupidstupidstupid.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      stupid stupidstupidstupid is stupid

  18. You seem to have somehow friended Mataroyale twice. Tell me your secrets.

  19. We here at Byteco take no responsibility for our CEO's utter lack of drawing skills, nor his lovecraftian perception of human anatomy.

  20. These bits got BYTE.

  21. Ermergersh. http://imgur.com/OPyrhEL

  22. Welcome to my world. It's kinda statiky and tends to not bear any resemblance to the normal world, but you are welcome to stay if you want.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Also, my world is sometimes filled with high-pitched noises and extreme spacial confusion. And light trails. Pwiddy light trails.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      statikk shiv ahh too much lol in the brain save me help.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      If you can get to the end of this, it should stop. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/04/29/command-shrine-memory-of-a-broken-dimension/

  23. There's nothing quite like it; the embrace of walking into a cool dark room in which you are the only person.

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