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TheBytemaster

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  1. Look! Self-depreciating humor! AREN'T I SO SMART GUYS?

    1. Valkon

      Valkon

      Anyone who does not think this is hilarious and a clear sign of your intellect is simply too stupid to comprehend such highbrow, classy humor.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      INDEED U GUYS. INDEED.

    3. SuperShadowP1ay

      SuperShadowP1ay

      lol in a 1/2 way,I get and I don't

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  2. Retired Magician killed Byte with a zr68c. Retired Magician killed Byte with a zr68c. Retired Magician killed Byte with a zr68c. Retired Magician killed Byte with a zr68c. Retired Magician killed Byte with a zr68c. Retired Magician killed Byte with a zr68c. Shuddup.

  3. What is this "fuel-oil mix" you speak of?

  4. Valued at one-point-eight farts.

    1. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      Put in the bug report in the proper section...

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Vintagegrief is now valued at three point two burps, and burps are to farts like what Zimbabwean dollars are to Euros.

    3. SuperShadowP1ay
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  5. Why. WHywhywhywhyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, right. Because money.

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      And that's why you should shake your money-maker.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      not just any money. #swag money

    3. Stop mocking me0

      Stop mocking me0

      -Call of duty logic

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  6. May you be cursed with the torment of infinite video buffering. MUHAHAHAAHA.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Then I curse you with an ISP that will start bittorrent throttling.

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Then I sue said ISP, as that would be wildly illegal here :D

      So now I'm rich, and can pay my former ISP 45€ a month for a 100Mbps connection! WooOOOoo curses!

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I curse you with a 2900 ms ping time.

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  7. *begins musical number*

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      I hate musicals. -_-

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Lol, where have you been for the last bajillion months Kocken?

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Using nothing on the forums except the buttons for alerts, PMs and the Off Topic Section? All the threads I follow except kitty jail yields alerts, so I only rarely browse the forums anymore.

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  8. Help I'm trapped in an anime and I'm being forced to pilot a giant robot and save humanity while girls throw themselves at me what do I do.

    1. jakalth

      jakalth

      Start singing off key karaoke to Songs that don't actually have words?

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Enjoy the girls while you're still alive.

  9. Hurr durr rotate 240 radians.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Yeah. And what was worse was that it had to do the action under a timeframe, which I had set to a 0.8 seconds. So it tried to rotate it's wheels 240 radians in 0.8 seconds...
      Fun times weren't had.

  10. Suddenly,

    1. poryy

      poryy

      I was painting outside. Suddenly rain. Now I have to repaint the poor wraithknight and clean the paint stains off my porch.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh hey, the fish trees are blooming again in my neighborhood. Ew.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh hey, the fish trees are blooming again in my neighborhood. Ew.

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  11. Dubstep NASA brings you, the Wubble telescope!

  12. Shoop-da-woop-ity-doooooooop-ity-doopity-doooooooooo

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Jonand janand menitt na nanand

  13. The official phrase of the day is "literally sometimes".

  14. Oh hey, new mod! Coolieo.

  15. Did you know that your favorite celebrity farts? Out of their butt? Eww.

  16. Let me know if you decide to get NEOTOKYO°

  17. No, I don't think you understand. I *NEED* all of these touhou widgets on my phone's homescreen.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What? Out of hiding? I was never hiding touhou in the first place.

    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      Oh thought you were, cause you said you would be without kitty jail access but you would have twitter aces say least that is how I remember it...

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No, still not going to be on very much or able to play games with you guys. Not for another 2 weeks or so.

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  18. ANNNNNNd now I broke windows. Gosh freaking DARN it all to HECK.

    1. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      Hahahahahaha. You should have bought Turtle OS.

  19. Sometimes things complicated things get sometimes get things complicated things.

    1. theprolo

      theprolo

      I keep getting random status update alerts from you, but when I click on them nothing shows up...
      What are you doing to my alerts box, Bytemaster? Double clicking or something?
      Or maybe it's a bug with the new forums

    2. TheBytemaster
    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
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