I don't trust this source, there's something dodgy about it!
The beard will be there, you can count on it! Technic doesn't stand a chance against something like that unless...
Cheapshot, you must be trained in the ways of the beard master by the facialhair monks of Icantthinkofagoodname mountan! You must endure weeks, months, even years of gruelling training until you finally become... A Beard Guardian!
Good luck, and don't forget to write!