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you get sims3, but you get sucked into the game with a sadistic player at the controls i wish that i never had any bad(for me) consequences or reprecussions for my action

you get 85% of the questions wrong i wish for a bucket made of a bucket made of a bucket made of a hollowed out hedgehog

what you are ecpiriencing is a severe case of helloitis, it is a rare virus contracted from eating thing you foind on the ground. if the symptoms continue, please contact your family doctor, if you do not have a family doctor, contact god and seek guidance in your time of strife. you might get a cookie. basically, yhe "hello" box is FML activating, don't close it.

the tea you drunk was laced with arsenic i wish bad things wouldn't happen to me

the force the lemonade shoots from your hands at, rips your arms off i wish for a beam of light( not at me)

the fire burns your gonads off i wish for a way to control the gravity of these damn black holes behind my eyes

you get a vegi burger -my wish still stands undefeated-

the cat eats your soul i wish for two perfect wishes

you get it, but it's shit i wish for a mountain made of a mountain

the apple is actually the egg of of a highly poisonous snake, which bites you i wish for pet cerberus that listens to me, can talk to me, and does not kill me

you get a free refill of napalm juice i wish i had a jetpack

i guess...

the AI is poorly programmed and does everything wrong i wish for a knee high green friend that could shoot nerf darts out his fingers and had perfect aim

or you can just execute the .jar...? -please note that i have never used a mac-

You get a million dollars in Pennies, through your roof and onto your body, paralysing you completely I wish for a friendly neighbourhood buizel

you do, but it attracts a plague of rats that take over your home i wish for twig

yes, yes i am. the name of something should be representatory of what it holds.

it is, but it has been edited so that it seems that he ninja'd you i wish for a stoned pet rock

you forget the clause at the beggining saying i was being serious

that's a cheap tactic..

on a serious note, i don't see much reason for a well-made port/rewrite of minecraft pocket wouldn't be possible on the ds/ds lite/dsi/3ds (choose one, most likely 3ds)

why use the name adulterycraft? that's what got me confused, making me think it was some sort of creeper molestation mod

the watch is in in atoms i wish i was the dovahkin

what the hell is hellocreeper...?

i conclude the statement's name is SELAF i wish i was the dragon born