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did anyone else notice the creepy guy in the corner...? that guy really looks creepy and probably should not be allowed senient beings.....

sounds liksomeone nneeds a SPIKE IN THEIR RECTUM!

the high-powered explosives contain radioactive iostopes, which mutate the sharks that survive allowing them to survive on land and pass through walls. you never sleep again i wish for a railgun to be attached to a trolley that was mine. the trolley too.

the mac'n'cheese is infested with brain parasites that make you their slave the moment you eat any of it, it is a damn good mac'n'cheese though i wish for the wrench to wrench the wretches that make me retch

you braindead zombie moves near the singularity adlresch's raygun produced, spaggetification for you! i wish i had my mind back, and that it was impossible to steal anything that i own

er... dude? youkindamissedsumthing...

your new raygun creates a singularity when you fired it after trying to modify it, i heard spaggetification can be quite enjoyable i wish for the wrench to wrench the wretches that make me retch

yo mamma is so ugly that, when she went to an ugly contest they turned her away, saying no professionals allowed

you get one more wish, on the condition that the wish is for your genitals to implode i wish for prolo to choke on the comdey, causing his cranium to impact a high density material at high velocity

and then nobody cared and you were left alone in a tiny room with only a string to occupy yourself with. the end.

the only sport i watch is the rat-race that is day-to-day life. i occaisonally play ignore the idiots.

yo mamma's so stupid, she thinks that the closest star to earth is proxima centauri

you get 500 bananas, 499 of them are laced with arsenic. you must eat one within the next five minutes or you get exploded. good luck. i wish for a new body that cannot be stolen ever

you get crushed under a mound of flaming sweets i wish i couldn't die

the pizza is the tastiest pizza in the universe, but eating it will cause the universe to implode i wish for the most thing to ever thing

the most retarded idea i can think off to be put in minecraft... probably would be to put a version of me in the single player. one day you would turn up and everything would look normal, except all your most usefull items are gone!

he finishes implementing it, but the second you install the update your computer melts i wish for a giant fork to eat beenoc with

yo mama's so dumb, she think MCforums have good moderating policies

this has already been discussed several times, the answer will most likely continue to be no.

i once long ago drew something in paint in paint and was lazy

possibly, back then i was amazed at the magic box with the images being controlled by the clicky box on the desk, and had the technical know-how of a box of crayons.

both of those images are broken...

oldest game i can remember playing was a one about a caveman that i played on this keyboard-like thing that had a cartridge port in it... i was something like 3 back then..

damn kids and their graffiti! why can't they be good little kids and draw dongs everywhere?!

why would you think something called "logistics HUD glasses" would be like "pumpkins, but functional" ?