okamikk

you with your new-fangled technology. i want technic luncher* on my gameboy pocket!** *purposefull misspelling **i actually own one

the t-shirt is made of nitroglycerine crystals i wish for a sword made of silver-iron alloy

they burn your house down i wish for my own indestructible, self sustaining space station that had an on-board ai that was a copy of my own mind, and so did not wish to destroy me.

your house on the moon has no atmosphere i wish for the power of mind control

you get a psychopathic fairy called "wish" i wish for a shotgun whose bullets could not hurt me

you can also maybe use multiMC

your cat is immortal, but it got blasted into space by a freak volcano and is currently drifting away from the earth at the speed of sound through earth air i wish for a super reflector :ninja:

i feel like such a right now

you get a plum, but it's made more of worm than plum i wish for my own solar system, complete with it's own self-sufficient inter-planetar eco-system, with non-destructive human-comparable inhabitants, atmospheres in which humans don't age( this includes dieing of old age) and a way to modify my body without me dieing/having to create a clone with modifications. and no way for humans that i do not choose to get there.

they do, but later it turns out the nice and courteous people were clinical "vegetables". i wish for the abillity to use the force

you come upon the realization, but it destroys all the synapses in your brain, clearing your memory of the event. i wish i could have any super power i wanted at any given moment in time, and being able to change them freely

the binder has a pressure mine inside i wish for a laser pointer that can burn through the earth.

They do, but they reappear in your house I wish for a bag'o'holding that didn't destroy the universe

you get a conservatory, but your house burns down i wish there was nothing in any world that could harm me, including age

there is no escape from this place, only hours of time swirling in a vortex. however its still less addicting than TVtropes

they are, but you end up cutting your legs off and bleed to death i wish i was immortal

yeah, it basically seems like: "yur hur, uts dis inurgy surs... luts uz it ALL du tim. oh luk, aliens atwakun oos foor id? how dare duy! killblamlasershhoty!

that seems like a terrifying game...

seems like a real life stimulation...

we also gather all hatched kiwis and organaize a kiwi pride parade. where all the kiwi are put in costumes and forced to operate heavy machinery

eeewww.... politics

you underestimate the power of lightning spamming

*cough* pirate bay *cough*

what arrogance? the arrogance of pointing something out to someone who is obviously clueless/doesn't know how to scroll down?