you can now see the destination of the shortened URL in a small window, everybody starts sending you goatse links
i wish for all limitations put upon me to disapear
You sell out soon after grasping greatness, and star in a shitty world of warcraft commercial
I wish for the power to go super sayian 4 whenever I wanted, with no repercussion on my health
the queen tuens out to be a necromorph and eats your face
i wish for a cookie with internal milk containmet technology that was ingestible, also had milk inside
it turns out the whole of this world was just a hallucination you had whilst having brain surgery
i wish for a sword made of cardboard that is infused with steel and reinforced with lasers
really? i come here for great deals on life counseling
but yeah, i mostly do stupid shit (hopefully less of this) and laugh at anyone and anything, i also occaisionally deliver help veiled by copious amounts of sarcasm
the walls are reflective, so the pool heats up steadily, eventually boiling you(who is swimming in the pool) alive
i wish for the power to shape nothing( read garth nix's series "keys to the kingdom" for reference)