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I wish for the secret behind immortality.

You find it, just behind and a little to the left of immortality. It's your mom's secret highschool crush's phone number!

I wish for space elevators!

Edit:

I wish I was the orange king.

You become an orange with a crown.

(already wished)

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You have no wishes left.

I wish for the secret behind immortality.

You get the secret, the secret is for you to kill yourself, your dead corpse will be immortal and you'll turn into undead.

Wish: I'm out of wishes because of dr. Appleman...

Ninjaaaaa'd :(

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Anyway...

I wish people aren't 10-year old screaming brats over the mic on COD.

Wish granted, they're nine year olds.

I wish that I had drawing skills.

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Wish granted, they're nine year olds.

I wish that I had drawing skills.

Wish granted, Soupa/Cheap Shot/Valkon still own you ;)

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Wish granted, Soupa/Cheap Shot/Valkon still own you ;)

You forgot your wish

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You forgot your wish

He wished that I and two others would own mooseman. Wish granted! But we also own M-C as well! Oh no!!!!

I wish for infinite life without need of personal upkeep so I can see technology progress through the ages.

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We accidentally invent an intelligent robotic system (GLADOS-style) that takes over the world's informational network and enslaves the human race.

I wish Minecraft had a way to make good looking circles.

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We accidentally invent an intelligent robotic system (GLADOS-style) that takes over the world's informational network and enslaves the human race.

I wish Minecraft had a way to make good looking circles.

Your wish occurs, but Notch starts developing minecraft again

I wish that all mods were compatible

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Every mod ends up using the same item/block IDs and breaks your game.

I wish teachers actually made homework fun to do.

They make homework fun, but assign 7 hours a day per class

the bugs are fixed, but your account is deleted

i wish i had my red matter sword back

You get it back, but you cant craft red matter and you lose the sword while mining

I wish planes were automized and computerized

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Someone's iPod wireless frequency screws up the plane's autopilot and you crash.

I wish television commercials actually made sense.

they make sense, and persuade you to buy everything, making you bankrupt

I wish

we knew where the creeper in cheaps profile is running to

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I wish

we knew where the creeper in cheaps profile is running to

You realize the creeper issss running away from your ugly mug.

I wish my slime profile pic had a Santa hat on. Drawn by Cheap Shot.

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You forgot your wish

My wishes were taken away by dr. Appleman, so no more wishes for me :D

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The key lime pie isn't nearly as good as you would have hoped, as such you are filled with disapointment.

I wish I joined this thread earlier so that I could have corrupted more wishes.

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Your time machine breaks the universe.

I wish that the cake=1

C# doesn't see cake as a correct variable and crashes on you.

I don't have any wishes left...

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C# doesn't see cake as a correct variable and crashes on you.

I don't have any wishes left...

A kind old granny sees that you don't have any wishes left, and accidentally drops the box of them she was going to give to you on your head, giving you concussion and permanent brain damage.

I wish I could control my computer through my brain and play Minecraft on it while I'm asleep.

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I wish I could control my computer through my brain and play Minecraft on it while I'm asleep.

Your computer becomes self aware and sucks all of your brain power out of your head.

I wish that everything bad always happens.

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It does, but one of those things results in you going back in time and unwishing that.

I wish for a boatload of boats in boats.

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