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I wish for the secret behind immortality.

You find it, just behind and a little to the left of immortality. It's your mom's secret highschool crush's phone number!

I wish for space elevators!

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I wish I was the orange king.

You become an orange with a crown.

(already wished)

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You have no wishes left.

I wish for the secret behind immortality.

You get the secret, the secret is for you to kill yourself, your dead corpse will be immortal and you'll turn into undead.

Wish: I'm out of wishes because of dr. Appleman...

Ninjaaaaa'd :(

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We accidentally invent an intelligent robotic system (GLADOS-style) that takes over the world's informational network and enslaves the human race.

I wish Minecraft had a way to make good looking circles.

Your wish occurs, but Notch starts developing minecraft again

I wish that all mods were compatible

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Every mod ends up using the same item/block IDs and breaks your game.

I wish teachers actually made homework fun to do.

They make homework fun, but assign 7 hours a day per class

the bugs are fixed, but your account is deleted

i wish i had my red matter sword back

You get it back, but you cant craft red matter and you lose the sword while mining

I wish planes were automized and computerized

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Someone's iPod wireless frequency screws up the plane's autopilot and you crash.

I wish television commercials actually made sense.

they make sense, and persuade you to buy everything, making you bankrupt

I wish

we knew where the creeper in cheaps profile is running to

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C# doesn't see cake as a correct variable and crashes on you.

I don't have any wishes left...

A kind old granny sees that you don't have any wishes left, and accidentally drops the box of them she was going to give to you on your head, giving you concussion and permanent brain damage.

I wish I could control my computer through my brain and play Minecraft on it while I'm asleep.

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