theprolo Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 The plum gets blasted by radiation, and when you eat it a mutant maggot erupts out of the plum and into your head, taking control of your body. You spend the rest of your life eating rotation fruit and vegetables out of bins Ok, okamikk Ninja'd me, so I'll do his too. Your solar system gets bombarded by irradiated plums full of mind controlling maggots. They take control of you and make you modify your body into a giant maggot. I wish for my cat to be immortal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 i feel like such a right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You get this glorious amount of bacon and eat untill your stomack explodes killing you. I wish for a 4x4x4 rubik's cube! edit: Fuck! gopt ningaed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 That's a hell of a ninja right there. 4 ninjas... We could set up a ninja dojo! Now answer my question! I want to see how evil my cat gets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 your cat is immortal, but it got blasted into space by a freak volcano and is currently drifting away from the earth at the speed of sound through earth air i wish for a super reflector :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 And your wish is...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Granted, but it only reflects people's personalities. I wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You already have infinite wishes (for the duration of the thread, no double posting obviously). Adding to infinity breaks the limit and loops around backwards. You have negative infinity wishes. Every wish you make is cancelled out immediately. I wish for the thing that I wish for in this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 you get a psychopathic fairy called "wish" i wish for a shotgun whose bullets could not hurt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 you get a psychopathic fairy called "wish" i wish for a shotgun whose bullets could not hurt me You fire it, and the recoil slams the stock into your face, breaking your jaw and disfiguring you for the rest of your life. I wish for a house on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You fire it, and the recoil slams the stock into your face, breaking your jaw and disfiguring you for the rest of your life. I wish for a house on the moon. your house on the moon has no atmosphere i wish for the power of mind control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You can control your own mind I wish for 73 virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You can control your own mind I wish for 73 virgins. You forget to specify which gender, so your virgins are neuted and have no gender. I wish I could fly like superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You fly like super man and get sucked into a jet engine and get macerated like the iron you use so much of. No one twisted my wish for a 4x4x4 Rubik's cube so I wish for one again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Appleman Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Your cube scrambles itself. I wish for a good computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed10 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You not only get a good computer. You get the BEST computer... from 1994... I wish for an internship this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You get a ship, which is an intern for the local medical facility. An intern-ship. I wish for the most benign thing in existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_____S Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You get a ship, which is an intern for the local medical facility. An intern-ship. I wish for the most benign thing in existence. You got the most benign thing in existence, but it decides to end your life at the hands of space-cows with lasers. I wish for a master's degree in Entomology (the study of insects). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You got the most benign thing in existence, but it decides to end your life at the hands of space-cows with lasers. I wish for a master's degree in Entomology (the study of insects). You take the degree and learn a lot of things about insects including that the sting of that bee that stung you 2 months ago kills the people who they stung 2 months and 5 seconds after the sting. I wish for the ability to make everything perfect, the will to make everything perfect and to know how to make evrything perfect Note: In this wish perfect means: To make every living and unliving entity 100% happy and 0% unhappy. All good things happen and no bad things happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_____S Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You take the degree and learn a lot of things about insects including that the sting of that bee that (stung/stinged?) you 2 months ago kills the people who they stung 2 months and 5 seconds after the sting. I wish for the ability to make everything perfect, the will to make evrything perfect and to know how to make evrything perfect Note: In this wish perfect means: To make every living and unliving entity 100% happy and 0% unhappy. All good things happen and no bad things happen. Stung. That wish is perfect, I have no idea on how to corrupt it o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Granted, but there are no more living things. You have made a perfect zombie apocalypse. (also, you did 3 wishes, which is cheating) I wish this wish was incorruptible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Granted, but there are no more living things. You have made a perfect zombie apocalypse. (also, you did 3 wishes, which is cheating) I wish this wish was incorruptible. 1: If the zombie apocalipse is perfect then atleast everyone is happy being a zombie. 2: If you don't like the 3 wishes then just: I wish everything was perfect. 3: The wish isn't corrupted, but you are which makes you not wish that wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You take the degree and learn a lot of things about insects including that the sting of that bee that stung you 2 months ago kills the people who they stung 2 months and 5 seconds after the sting. I wish for the ability to make everything perfect, the will to make everything perfect and to know how to make evrything perfect Note: In this wish perfect means: To make every living and unliving entity 100% happy and 0% unhappy. All good things happen and no bad things happen. I already corrupted this wish a few pages ago. Nothing bad happens. You eventually die painlessly, happy, and surrounded by a loving family. Your seed inherits your extensive wealth and they grow to become as successful and happy as you, since nothing bad ever happens. Since nothing bad happens, there is no more wars, and humanity manages to continue evolving to attain the next level of civilization. We colonize other planets, and eventually, other stellar systems. As we look for ways to achieve inter-galactic transport, the humanity thrives in an ever-lasting gold era, since nothing bad ever happens. Through technology and the immense sources of energy we can harness thanks to it, we can use nearly infinite calculating power, and we fuse this calculating power with our own minds to become surreal beings, infinitely intelligent, and living another kind of living experience than ours. As humanity continues on it's perfect path toward the ultimate living form, the eons pass one after the others, and millenias become millions, and millions become billions. The big crush, the gravitational end of the universe arrives nigh. As humanity finally fuses into a perfect, purely mind based, form less, non-physical common mind and reaches the ultimate, last revelations the universe was hiding from us, all the matter and anti matter, the time itself implodes and finally compresses itself into a new original singularity. As the Big Bang 2.0 expands, is born a universe where... I am Batman. Except my parents weren't murdered, and there aren't criminals to chase, since nothing bad happens. No wish recycling! Only new wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Your wish is impossible to corrupt because it is already completely corrupted. I wish we didn't have to deal with idiots anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Now we have to deal with malicious smart people. I wish I could use the internet WITH MY MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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