okamikk Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 It eats your family and leaves you alone in a room with no food for a month. I wish for HALO 5!!!!!!!!!! you get it, but it's shit i wish for a mountain made of a mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You get a mountain made of a mountain which is made of shit. It crumbles and smells horrible. I wish for a cat. I like cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You get a mountain made of a mountain which is made of shit. It crumbles and smells horrible. I wish for a cat. I like cats. the cat eats your soul i wish for two perfect wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 i wish for two perfect wishes I wish for a burger without horse meat in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I wish for a burger without horse meat in it. you get a vegi burger -my wish still stands undefeated- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 the cat eats your soul i wish for two perfect wishes Since nothing is perfect, your wishes implode into two small black holes, one behind each eye. You spend the rest of your life in pain from everything you look at hitting you in the eye. I wish I had a HL2 gravity gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You shoot an elephant that goes flying onto the air. You laugh and move on to your day to day life. 5 years later the elephant come crashing down on you by sheer chance as the gravity field put on it just expired. You now have no feeling past your neck and as crewel joke someone hired a hooker to suck your dick while you have no feeling. I wish for CheepShot to get in on this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Appleman Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 CheepShot gets on and closes the thread. I wish for a minke-steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackmahogoff89 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You get one but it's laced with LSD, you spend the rest of your days burnt out and tripping I wish I could end world hunger (I know, I'm a giver) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Every human being dies. No more hunger as no more people. I wish for a credit card with no limit that I never have to pay for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartanyanni Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Every human being dies. No more hunger as no more people. I wish for a credit card with no limit that I never have to pay for! You are arrested, sued for several thousad counts of fraud, and taken out by the mob for stealing the Don's card. I wish I was better at Chemistry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You are arrested, sued for several thousad counts of fraud, and taken out by the mob for stealing the Don's card. That was great but wheres your wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You are arrested, sued for several thousad counts of fraud, and taken out by the mob for stealing the Don's card. And your wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartanyanni Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Shut up I edited it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 feel like a Ninja!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You are better at chemistry. Sweet biological chemistry, if you know what I mean. Now that I think about it, that probably made your wish better so... You create the 1st whole ton of gunpowder that blows up, the moment it is made. Guess what happened? I wish for a pony. Please, daddy, please please please please please pleaseplesepaeplesepeaepaezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!11!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartanyanni Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 No. I can't have my wish. So you can't have yours. I wish Killer Of Lawyers would actually contribute to the community instead of showing up just to slam the modders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Killer Of Lawyers starts a new stage in his Technic Pack Forums career by haunting you like a ghost and proving your every word wrong. I wish my little brother didn't feel the need to read whatever text is on the screen as he stares over my shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 He now reads the text under your shoulder I wish for an A on the final 'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Your final has an A in every insanely difficult multiple-choice question. I wish for a spaceship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Granted, but you enter the Konami Code and it blows up. I wish for Chell's long-fall boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 You test them out on a cliff, but the wind slams you into the side, breaking your ribcage. I wish for a fire in the disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 the fire burns your gonads off i wish for a way to control the gravity of these damn black holes behind my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 When trying out your new psychic ability to control those black holes, you accidently move them further into your head, and compress your brain into a singularity. I wish that I could fire lemonade out of my hands at will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 When trying out your new psychic ability to control those black holes, you accidently move them further into your head, and compress your brain into a singularity. I wish that I could fire lemonade out of my hands at will! the force the lemonade shoots from your hands at, rips your arms off i wish for a beam of light( not at me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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