planetguy Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 While you sleep, pandas break into your house and eat all your food. You starve to death in your own bedroom. I wish that this wish contained an identical copy of this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ysharma Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 The post you made multiplies, and takes out the internet. I wish this thread was locked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holymage! Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 The post you made multiplies, and takes out the internet. I wish this thread was locked this thread is locked...but then gets unlocked i wish the offical loggy pipes would come out! (bug free) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM6644 Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 i wish the official loggy pipes would come out! (bug free The bugs get squash and chucked in a dimensional rift and start to eat the wood that made the pipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 AM6644 Your wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 AM6644 Your wish? SKIP! I wish I had 3 cookies in a bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 3 cookies in a bowl in the Andromeda galaxy are now your property. I wish I had a car with a retractable roof and ejection seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adolf hamster Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 you do, but its a 2cv i wish i could watch todays episode of top gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM6644 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 The top gear in a cars engine box is now yours to watch. I wish I had a gun on my arm that shot rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 You accidentally shoot yourself. I wish for a nano saber that shoots cheese made of pie made of oil made of dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 The nano sabre becomes a simple sword since there are no dinosaurs, hence no oil, hence no pie to fuel the cheese making function. I wish I never had to shovel the driveway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 The stuff that you would normally shovel piles up so much that it hits critical mass and becomes a black hole, destroying the earth. I wish that my mob tower would WORK ALREADY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 It starts working but only spawns villagers. Ah! I remember the good old vanilla days when mob farms were the only way of free materials. Then EE came along... I wish for it to stop snowing so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 It stops, but all the snow that can't fall builds up in the atmosphere, hitting critical mass and becoming a black hole, destroying the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Skip! I wish for the earth to not get destroyed and still end up with me not doing the driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Skip! I wish for the earth to not get destroyed and still end up with me not doing the driveway. you no loger have a driveway i wish for people to stop impersonating me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Appleman Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 People stop impersonating you and start trying to replace you instead. I wish for a hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minchar Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 People stop impersonating you and start trying to replace you instead. I wish for a hamburger. You take a bite before realizing its a veggieburger. I want a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 The helocopter requires so much fuel that the fuel in the gas tank hits critical mass, creating a black hole and destroying the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Skip again! I wish that Sourpowerpete would continue the debate we were having last night in [1.4.7]Technic Battles Redux[PvP][45][TBR: The Modpack] Semi-Anarchy/Factions!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Sourpowerpete proves you wrong in front of the whole Internet and humiliates you. Your morale is destroyed and you spend the rest of your life sulking in a corner. I wish I could turn Minecraft physics on and off in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leophard Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Wish granted. Unfortunately, as you turn the gravity back on after a nice day of IRL Minecrafting, the sudden force of gravity on the dirt and stone within the earth causes the planet to implode. I wish for the power of Telekinesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 The government finds out and dissects you in an attempt to discover the secret of Telekinesis. I wish I could control electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minchar Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 The government finds out and dissects you in an attempt to discover the secret of Telekinesis. I wish I could control electricity. You can control it but due to the charge built up within you lightning storms constantly strike you. I wish the new launcher was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leophard Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 You can control it but due to the charge built up within you lightning storms constantly strike you. I wish the new launcher was here. Wish granted. The new launcher is here, but it's so unfinished and bugged that you end up being unable to play at all until the actual release date. I wish for a genie that would grant me infinite wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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