The_DarthMoogle Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Carl and Ruphus are brutally murdered by a carrot never to be seen again by police detectives. I wish for a space rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Carl and Ruphus are brutally murdered by a carrot never to be seen again by police detectives. I wish for a space rocket. You get a space rocket. And you also get in space. But outside the rocket. I wish for Carl and Ruphus to return to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 They do, as zombies, and eat you alive starting from the balls. I wish north korea was sane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 North Korea removes their dictatorship and sets up a democracy. They set about modernizing their economy, investing in only the most advanced industrial capabilities possible. By the end of the year North Korea's GDP skyrockets and every other country loses all industrial capability to them. Millions of people, angry that your wish caused them to lose their jobs, form a mob and kill you. I wish Carl and Ruphus weren't zombies anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 They are now animate skeletons. I wish that this wish will not be granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewdonshik Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 They are now animate skeletons. I wish that this wish will not be granted. The universe explodes, because that is paradoxical. EDIT: I wish for a better minecraft modding community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Granted. I wish for a new fish. Crap ninga'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewdonshik Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Granted. I wish for a new fish. Crap ninga'd Granted, but it comes in the form of a scout slapping you with it. My previous wish still stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 They get better but more protective of their mods. They give no one permition to use them and people get mad because they cannot use mods and kill your for your crime. I wish tekkit would start responding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewdonshik Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 They get better but more protective of their mods. They give no one permition to use them and people get mad because they cannot use mods and kill your for your crime. I wish tekkit would start responding! Granted, but it crashes a couple seconds later. I wish for the technic team to implement custom yamls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I wish for the technic team to implement custom yamls. The Technic team attempts to do as you want, but due to a gross misunderstanding implements custom camels instead, which spit in everyone's face. I wish for a pykrete castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 The Technic team attempts to do as you want, but due to a gross misunderstanding implements custom camels instead, which spit in everyone's face. I wish for a pykrete castle. You get a concrete castle. I wish I was my brother's brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You get a concrete castle. I wish I was my brother's brother. you're abel and cayne, and your brother kills you i wish for exactly one paper pineapple made of cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You get it, but due to the fact that no such thing can exist you are now in a dimension where things that don't exist exist, and get a smacking by a non-retarded CoD player. I wish for pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You get it, but due to the fact that no such thing can exist you are now in a dimension where things that don't exist exist, and get a smacking by a non-retarded CoD player. I wish for pancakes. You get pancakes with delicious explosive butter. And when you die, you are called a twat by a random stranger who pees in your keyboard. I wish for the ability to blink in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You get pancakes with delicious explosive butter. And when you die, you are called a twat by a random stranger who pees in your keyboard. I wish for the ability to blink in real life. congratulatios, you can now blink i wish for a styrofoam chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 congratulatios, you can now blink i wish for a styrofoam chair Aren't you supposed to ruin my wish? =/ Anyway: You get a chair of spyro foam. A plush dragon if you will. So when you sit down, it looks like you are riding a dragon. I wish you exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Aren't you supposed to ruin my wish? =/ Anyway: You get a chair of spyro foam. A plush dragon if you will. So when you sit down, it looks like you are riding a dragon. I wish you exist. it turns out the whole of this world was just a hallucination you had whilst having brain surgery i wish for a sword made of cardboard that is infused with steel and reinforced with lasers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeVH Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 i wish for a sword made of cardboard that is infused with steel and reinforced with lasers You get your sword, but it's made badly and explodes. I wish for a large house with a trampoline as a roof and an outdoor swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 The roof leaks and the swimming pool floods in a sudden storm. Your house rots and collapses from the damp. I wish that computers didn't lag anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 they don't, but they are no longer able to run any programs except for their OS. I wish I had hat that made the sun not glare in my eyes whilst also not obscuring my vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Your hat extinguishes the sun, stopping it from glaring in your eyes. I wish the skeletons of Carl and Ruphus would help me defend my concrete castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Your hat extinguishes the sun, stopping it from glaring in your eyes. I wish the skeletons of Carl and Ruphus would help me defend my concrete castle. The skeletons of Carl and Ruphus help you defend your concrete castle. As long as the attacker can't hurt anyone. Cowards. I wish for 3000 Tobuscus T-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number1Zombie Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Granted. Then Toby's audeance finds your house and brutally murders you for the tee shirts. I wish to be Ichigo from bleach (the anime) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aergis Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Granted. You are killed by Kenpachi.(That is how you spell it, right? I haven't watched bleach in so long...) I wish I was completely happy with the corruption of my wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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