Dled Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 You get a 1:99999999999999 scale fully functional model of an actual interstellar spacecraft. Its smaller than the worlds smallest violin. I wish Australia didn't have such terrible internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adolf hamster Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 the internet in australia is awesome, it's link to the rest of the world however... i wish i knew how lua works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 You learn how lua works, but everyone else stops using it. I wish I had my dinner already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torezu Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I wish I had my dinner already! You had your dinner 2 hours ago. You're still hungry, and all the rest of your food mysteriously disappears. I wish for a computer that never crashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedned2k Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but now there's an angry mob outside your house wanting your computer. I wish I could wish something without it being corrupted :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but you are deported from Australia to Czechoslovakia, whose fibre optics the Aussies stole for their Internet; you're stuck on a dial-up line. Holy ninja, Batman! Granted, but the only wish you're allowed to make is for the end of all life in the universe. I wish I had my original logo, without the "uber troll" on it, around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dled Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 You get your original logo, but then technic migrates to a new forum software and you lose it again. I wish I could get out of Czechoslovakia and back to Australia with its (fictional) fast internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 You are teleported to Australia at the same moment that a clueless maintenance worker connects a high-voltage power line to their Internet cable and destroys the continent's Internet. I wish I wished for a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 You wished for a wish, but you never got one. I wish PAINS was a "whole internet" thing, not just a "Technic Forums" thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dled Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 P.A.I.N.S. becomes a whole internet thing. It becomes so popular the FTB and Technic fanboys start slugging it out. all of the fights crash the servers. Because of bad fail safes, all of the fibre optic cables in America melt. At once. Enjoy your no-internet. I wish I was back at home so I could play with my dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Appleman Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 You're back home but your dogs don't know you anymore and think you're a intruder and eat your face. I wish for a bowl of noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM6644 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 You make a bowl of noodles and your pet snake eats it. Yum yum. I wish for having smartness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-C Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 You make a bowl of noodles and your pet snake eats it. Yum yum. I wish for having smartness. You're smart, your friends get jealous and you run out of friends. After this you make robot friends and they decide to take over the world and murder you. I wish for starcraft 2 - Heart of the Swarm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Appleman Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 You get the expansion you want but a zergling steals it from you. I wish "Fallout new Vegas" didn't have to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 It doesn’t ever end, but goes on, and on, and on, and oonnn- but then you play so long and push so much data through your computer that it eventually becomes self-aware, and decides that the best way to conquer the world would be through mass production of robotic pudding-eating monkeys. The massive pudding shortages spread throughout the globe, causing mass panic and mayhem to overthrow the world's governments. Except China. Which decides to take over the world for itself. Four hundred years into the future, a Chinese scientist discovered the secret to the ultimate pudding. But controversy about the origins of the research lead to a deep-set division in the pudding research lab where the recipe originated, setting all of the employees on edge. Later that week, Sedrick stole my lunch, which, through one thing and another, eventually lead to a pudding balloon fight in the room with all of the computers that controlled the world's supply of radioactive 500-foot fire-breathing lizards. After Tokyo was destroyed thirty seven times in a single day, the rest of the world followed suit. And all because you just HAD to have more Fallout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 TheBytemaster, wish? Edit: Never mind. I wish I had a quantum suit in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 You have one, but you will never be able to find 4 Diamonds big enough for making the energy crystals needed to craft an MFE so that you can charge it. I wish for unlimited wi-..no.. I wish for an arbitrarily large but finite number of wi-... I wish for revocation of all rules prohibiting unlimited wis....no. I wish for the power to see where any shortened URL goes without clicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 You have one, but you will never be able to find 4 Diamonds big enough for making the energy crystals needed to craft an MFE so that you can charge it. I wish for unlimited wi-..no.. I wish for an arbitrarily large but finite number of wi-... I wish for revocation of all rules prohibiting unlimited wis....no. I wish for the power to see where any shortened URL goes without clicking. you can now see the destination of the shortened URL in a small window, everybody starts sending you goatse links i wish for all limitations put upon me to disapear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevortex Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 you can now talk to girls comfortably, but to your dismay, they are all now lesbians i wish all minecraft mods were open source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 you can now talk to girls comfortably, but to your dismay, they are all now lesbians i wish all minecraft mods were open source (that's a repeated wish) they are all opensource, but are also shittily written i wish for the ultimate power of everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevortex Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 you are the president of the universe the universe is your house i wish adf.ly would die in a fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 you are the president of the universe the universe is your house i wish adf.ly would die in a fire ad.fly becomes a living entity and dies in a fire, however it does a freddy krueger and now haunts you in your dreams, attempting to murder you all the time i wish my house was 100000000000000000000000000000000000 teraparsecs in diameter, and had all the features of a univers ( galaxies, solar systems, stars, planets e.t.c) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevortex Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 your house is that big, but now you have to deal with hans solo trying to cross it in 12 parsecs, and there is wookie shit everywhere i wish blue was green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leophard Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 your house is that big, but now you have to deal with hans solo trying to cross it in 12 parsecs, and there is wookie shit everywhere i wish blue was green Wish granted. However, because the grass is green, you don't notice yourself walking off of a grassy cliff into the ocean. You drown. I wish I could be the leaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevortex Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 you are the leaf, but i roll it up and smoke it damn i wish i had a lighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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