The_DarthMoogle Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 As you are about to eat your cake, an alien spaceship crashes into your house, killing you. The cake is the only survivor. I wish for a bottle of lemonade You get a bottle of orange. I wish for my tumble drier to stop burning my clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampayne2 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Your tumble drier starts to disintegrate your clothes, at the same time you put all your clothes, including the ones you were wearing, into the drier. I wish for my computer to be available to me at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 you get it but its fifty years old! I wish for a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampayne2 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 you get it but its fifty years old! I wish for a good laugh! You watch this video but laugh so hard you cough up all of your internal organs... I wish to meet all the famous minecrafters on youtube :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You meet them. In a dark alley where they take all your money. I wish for another working computer so I wouldn't have to fight with my brother over this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You watch this video but laugh so hard you cough up all of your internal organs... That made my day, again. You get the one your bro has and he gets a computer from 200 years in the future. I wish for the password to my parents wireless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I wish for the password to my parents wireless... You get the password to your parents wireless... Baby Monitor I wish I had a backpack that actually held all of my stuff without jabbing me in the back and looking strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Your backpack holds the stuff, but never releases it. I wish my brother would never learn to use Linux, so that I could install it on the 200-year-in-the-future computer and have it for myself! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBlock96 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 The -200 year old computer is sentient and decides to take over the world. I wish that my Graphics teacher wasn't a total scatterbrain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Your graphics teacher is no longer a scatterbrain and you become legendary for your computer graphics skill. Out of curiosity, you download MCP and decompile Minecraft. The cluelessness evident in Minecraft's rendering code causes your brain to melt down. I wish Minecraft wasn't so cluelessly coded. And had a mod API built in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewdonshik Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Your graphics teacher is no longer a scatterbrain and you become legendary for your computer graphics skill. Out of curiosity, you download MCP and decompile Minecraft. The cluelessness evident in Minecraft's rendering code causes your brain to melt down. I wish Minecraft wasn't so cluelessly coded. And had a mod API built in. The mod API gets shut down because of modders being assholes about permission. Mojang stole the rendering code from spq16x or whoever, so mojang gets sued. Bam, no more minecraft. I wish for my FPSes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You only get them while in 3D mode which causes an overload in your brain and turns you into a carrot. I then eat the carrot hence my orange glow! I wish for a good Yo Mama Fight to break out! (ya know what, I'm going to make a thread right now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeVH Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I wish for a good Yo Mama Fight to break out! (ya know what, I'm going to make a thread right now!) You make the thread, but all the Yo mama's are directed at you!(not your mom, you are now a mother of 4) I wish for the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oh god! Im a woman now! The moon lands squarely on your house killing you and you alone. I fish peples gramer wood gt butter! (I wish peoples grammer would get better!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 People's grammar gets better. Yours gets worse. You are suddenly followed around the Internet by a swarm of trolls who have nobody else to complain about the grammar of. I wish I was a better troll (Insane trolling powers!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You get yourself banned from the Internet with your unstoppable flood of trolling. I wish I could choose to be a very skilled troll or to not be a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beenoc Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You become both at the same time, causing a paradox and destroying all interwebs. I wish that every single everything in the universe, down to the freaking quarks, became cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampayne2 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 ... Everything becomes cheese? I wish there were holograms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeVH Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You become both at the same time, causing a paradox and destroying all interwebs. I wish that every single everything in the universe, down to the freaking quarks, became cheese! ... Everything becomes cheese? I wish there were holograms. That only gave him his wish, you need to corrupt it. To Beenoc: Everything becomes cheese, but you become lactose intolerant. To ampayne2: There were holograms...1000 years ago, but the technology was ripped from the universe by FSM. I wish people would stop calling my jumping noises rude things. (watch any lets play where a slime is in hearing distance.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampayne2 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 That only gave him his wish, you need to corrupt it. His wish corrupts itself. If everything becomes cheese, he becomes cheese Sorry, I don't know how to corrupt your wish so I'll let the next person take it xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beenoc Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 That only gave him his wish, you need to corrupt it. To Beenoc: Everything becomes cheese, but you become lactose intolerant. To ampayne2: There were holograms...1000 years ago, but the technology was ripped from the universe by FSM. I wish people would stop calling my jumping noises rude things. (watch any lets play where a slime is in hearing distance.) They stop calling them rude noises, because you, and your noises, suddenly cease to exist. I wish for omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed10 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I wish for omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence. You turn into a giant, flying spaghetti monster and rule the universe with your noodley goodness. I wish for Azanor to finish implementing the flying carpet in thaumcraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 You turn into a giant, flying spaghetti monster and rule the universe with your noodley goodness. I wish for Azanor to finish implementing the flying carpet in thaumcraft. he finishes implementing it, but the second you install the update your computer melts i wish for a giant fork to eat beenoc with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You get a giant fork to eat beenoc with, but a nuclear disaster destroys every mention of beenoc in the world. I wish for a tasty pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 You get a giant fork to eat beenoc with but a nuclear disaster destroys every mention of beenoc in the world. i wish for a tasty pizza the pizza is the tastiest pizza in the universe, but eating it will cause the universe to implode i wish for the most thing to ever thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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