jonjon1234 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 What phrase? Whale box? Nope. Not the Whale Box, but the Large marine mammal (that is related to a Dolphin and shares the name with a country in the UK that is not England or Scotland) in the large cardboard packing crate. Get it right. Gosh *Huffs*
Maxis010 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Good fix. We just need Green to fix his now... Too late, the mods have edit history and have likely already seen this. They know man, They KNOW!
lukeb28 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Too late, the mods have edit history and have likely already seen this. They know man, They KNOW! Its not if they know, its if the box knows!
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Its not if they know, it's if the box knows! The box has gained sentience? I not sure how that will end, but probably with something rhyming with room.
lukeb28 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 The box has gained sentience? I not sure how that will end, but probably with something rhyming with room. It will find and post all the funny things the internet has to offer! Sct just needs to program it! Edit: Green's is way better!
GreenWolf13 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 The box has gained sentience? I not sure how that will end, but probably with something rhyming with room. You could say that. According to my calculations, the collective stupidity of the entire forums collected into one place has caused a "stupidity singularity". The box hasn't gained sentience per se, but has basically become pure stupidity that is self aware. It's the essence of pure stupid, and it knows it. I'd say the box is either suicidally depressed or homicidally insane. Possibly both.
Industrial Miner Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Whichever it is, I still need a test shooting dummy to test my Gau-8 on.
Industrial Miner Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Nope, I mean something with not too much armor...and also something which is very retarded or rare.
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Nope, I mean something with not too much armor...and also something which is very retarded or rare. Well, my experience with thaumcraft (2) says that a high concentration of vis or taint will manifest itself upon the world in the form of crystals, fairy-ish energy balls, pestilince and zombies, and I'm sure stupidity works kinda alike. Crystals, fairy balls and zombies are not known to be well protected. OBS! If you run the test, I'd love to see some data, it would benefit my research greatly!
Industrial Miner Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Well that wasn't very fun. Tried shooting at Mark Suckerberg, but he didn't last long. For anyone who is interested in how I looked like, it is a transformable machine gun arm, thesame that Dr. Kochin (DragonBall) has, but with this size. I want a real challenge.
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 I thought you wanted an easy target? Hmmm...what if I used rockets to push an asteroid/the moon towards earth, and challenged you to shoot it down before it caused any damage?
Industrial Miner Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Sure. I don't really see the logic in that but sure. EDIT: The moon has received massive damage by the asteroid and the bullets that were needed, but after 12 seconds, $400 000, a new bodyspray and a can of fusion fuel I have pushed it back. Now it's time to do other stuff.
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Hey! Thats my evil plan! Lolno, that plan was copyrighted by myself for myself years ago. Heck, I don't even know who hired me for it. On that matter, interested in buying the document? I'm not a villain myself, just an exceptional, independant henchman for hire. Oh, and how did you plan to do it? EDIT: The moon has received massive damage by the asteroid What? You weren't supposed to use the asteroid to push, I was merely giving you an option to deflect an asteroid instead of the moon, incase you were a pansy!
Industrial Miner Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Why would I need that document? If Apple bribes you to sell it to them, I wouldn't care. I'd just do whatever I like, even if it's PETA or Apple. PS, your grandfather, he was a smart guy, but Blutarch and Redmond just went too far with the pregnancy machine.
lukeb28 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 I was going to use overlapping magnetic fields to grap hold of the ferrous mateials in the asteroids. This also has the added effect of filtering out lightweight rocks that would break upon entering the atmosphere. If you have the patent I would be willing to offer 2IC in my new world order and the honour of knocking Aldersch off his ass a few times for it.
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Feel free to violate my copyright with your wastly inferior methods, just be aware that it may cause nausea, fainting, and waking up in a baththub filled with ice with a missing kidney and your balls stapled to your face. Not necessarily in that order. the honour of knocking Aldersch off his ass a few times for it. Aldersch will need to be departed from the planet if you want this to go well. EDIT: Bloody ninjas messing up the flow of this three-way conversation.
lukeb28 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Feel free to violate my copyright with your wastly inferior methods, just be aware that it may cause nausea, fainting, and waking up in a baththub filled with ice with a missing kidney and your balls stapled to your face. Not necessarily in that order. Is my offer of kicking Aldersch not egnough? $400 000. Those must have been cheap rounds. Did you get them for 3 cents each?
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 There be ninjaing going on, and my edits aren't helping.
Industrial Miner Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Feel free to violate my copyright with your wastly inferior methods, just be aware that it may cause nausea, fainting, and waking up in a baththub filled with ice with a missing kidney and your balls stapled to your face. Not necessarily in that order. I'm a cyborg. >_> Aldersch will need to be departed from the planet if you want this to go well. EDIT: Bloody ninjas messing up the flow of this three-way conversation. I'm a cyborg. >_>
Maxis010 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 There are no ninja's here After all you can't see them...
Kocken926 Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 I think a proper cyborg would know how to use the reply function. Also, are your brains biological or simulated or, are you just a humanoid robot?
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