Valkon Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 There's another factor we haven't considered, and it all links back to those damn ducks. An unintended byproduct of the Macbook Pro's built in AirPort allows it to accept WIFI [Waterfowl Infusion Field Immersion] signals, which may be causing data packets to enter his laptop that are being rebuilt into physical ducks. Now, Mac OS 10.8.3 fixed this issue, so if he's fully updated he should be relatively safe, but I've heard rumors that the WIFI flaw is being broken into again by a group of elite, computer-savvy blue jays. OP, you may want to disconnect from any WIFI networks you may be on and avoid using the computer again. And whatever you do, don't try to fix it by using ethernet- they want you to do that so that the data can be transmitted out into the internet mainlines and infect countless unsuspecting users. You are our last hope, If Triple-Asterisk Ingmad. You know what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Gah... I think they got me.... Kernel corrupted... too...many... feathers....gak... Tell my mother I loved her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jed durham Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I need help im on a mac and every tome i try to open teckit all it does is white screen then closes and it does this for all of the other ones to help me please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melfice Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I need help im on a mac and every tome i try to open teckit all it does is white screen then closes and it does this for all of the other ones to help me please! Have you not read this thread? Ducks, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I need help im on a mac and every tome i try to open teckit all it does is white screen then closes and it does this for all of the other ones to help me please! We've explained several methods of fixing your problem in this thread already. I suggest you read them and put them into action as fast as possible, because duck infestations can be very serious if left unattended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I find that sodium hydroxide is a very good way to rid oneself of ducks. Works for PC atleast, haven't tried it on a MacBook Luft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 you may need to ask jorcer, our resident viking hacker, to pillage the duck towns and rape their women. however, this could ofcourse lead to the creation of a super breed of viking ducks, and that could just about mean the end of the world, if, that is, adlersch hadn't figured out a way to modify his brain penetration device to work on ducks, thanks to this breakthrough we can invade the mind of the duck overlord and make him stop the viking duck invasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 you may need to ask jorcer, our resident viking hacker, to pillage the duck towns and rape their women. however, this could ofcourse lead to the creation of a super breed of viking ducks, and that could just about mean the end of the world, if, that is, adlersch hadn't figured out a way to modify his brain penetration device to work on ducks, thanks to this breakthrough we can invade the mind of the duck overlord and make him stop the viking duck invasion. Maybe I could ask White Face, (My old avatar), to help you guys with that. Keheehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You could just use a flamethrower. Couple of minutes later and boom, cooked drumsticks. You might fry a few circuits though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You could just use a flamethrower. Couple of minutes later and boom, cooked drumsticks. You might fry a few circuits though... that'd just bring the fire ant plague, silly. then he'd have to dip his computer into the lkae underneath antarctica to get rid of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnappTechnic Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Here is wat to do: 1. Call 1-800-MYMAC-ISFULL-OFSLIMES 2. Tell them that Herobrine infected your Mac with Slime viruses 3. Wait 7 hours 4. By then you should have some Apple repair guys at your house with a diamond sword 5. Prepare some popcorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnappTechnic Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 that'd just bring the fire ant plague, silly. then he'd have to dip his computer into the lkae underneath antarctica to get rid of them. Just don't dip it in a swampy marsh or you'll have to do what my last post says! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jvenom Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 they already knew that hence the PRO. Call 911 Infinity and they will remove any bunnies and ducks for you. i know you probably don't want to but its better to just call then try and figure it out trust me. They might even upgrade your RAM downloader to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 they already knew that hence the PRO. Call 911 Infinity and they will remove any bunnies and ducks for you. i know you probably don't want to but its better to just call then try and figure it out trust me. They might even upgrade your RAM downloader to! Why would you necro this post with something so awful and irrelevant? This post was many months old and long dead. Please use common sense when decided whether to post a thread over a month old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Why would you necro this post with something so awful and irrelevant? This post was many months old and long dead. Please use common sense when decided whether to post a thread over a month old. Certainly explains why I never saw this thread before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Why poryy, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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