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Meanwhile in Slowpoke's evil lair: Slowpoke: *Goes to sourceforge* Slowpoke: *Highlights technic code* *pastes Technic code* Slowpoke: Introducing the revolutionary new FTB platform! The independently developed platform is capable of distributing modpacks from anywhere without downloading ANYTHING! Millions of Butt Farters: YAY! LET'S GO SPAM TECHNIC ABOUT IT! KakerMix: *Gets shotgun of diplomacy*

No it isn't. Why? Because it's FTB. The same as technic. But without our glorious originality. And it's founder is a moron.

He doesn't even have a server, therefore it doesn't qualify as a s**t server, it qualifies as a cool one.

NO! NOT FTB IN TEKKIT! *Loads sniper rifle* Time to go to work!

IGN: poryy Age: 13 Why do you want to join: I want to play on a server with tons of cool tech mods Have you watched any Forgecraft videos: Yes, primarily DireWolf20's. Have you been banned: Yes If so why: My cat sat on my keyboard and batted the mouse with her paw, breaking a block in the owners house. He then started spamming OMG GRIFER and banned me.

Because you have no profile pic.

HEY!

You need to learn grammar,proper capitalization and proper punctuation. The problem is... Your mac is trying to tell you it DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MEMORY! :gasp: Try deleting some stuff.

This is a server. Therefore, make a seperate topic for it in the server section and post the videos here.

This is a server. It is in the lets play section. Wrong section.

This is in the wrong section and I do believe pay-to-play servers are prohibited on this forum. Also, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1611209-ageism-kids-can-play-too/page__st__60__hl__ ageism#entry19858065 http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1508426-stop-age-discrimination/page__hl__ ageism I can list more if you want. Rules: http://forums.technicpack.net/threads/rules-and-guidelines-for-server-posts.24397/ Specifically: Your server cannot be "pay 2 play" or any other way of requiring players to pay money before connecting.

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton.They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilariousgruesome to be explained in detail.So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider.It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop.Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him.Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense.So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv. Chapter Three The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all. However, the princess of shapeshifters didn't get the memo, and shapeshifted into a chicken just as a chicken-eater mob came round the corner. The chicken eating mob then chased the princess for three days in a constant circle all the while the princess yelled: "Stop! I'm really just a fish!" Just as the chicken eaters caught the princess, they all fell over from intense dizziness caused by running around in a circle for three days, squashing the poor princess into goo and angering the almighty poultry god. "clucKC CLckU cllCKU" said the poultry god, which translates into "666 to ya'll motherfuckers down there thinkin you can mess with my homeboys." Upon saying this, the poultry god hoisted its mighty prosterior over the realm of the shape-shifters and unleashed a blinding storm of shit on them. Then the magical unicorn sorcerer of Ace Hobo s came and blasted the poultry god with cake. The cake being what it is, suddenly vanished before it reached its feathery target giving the poultry the chance to start peaking at Ace's face down to the bone! However, Ace Hobo predicted this would happen and used substitute just before the poultry god started attacking! Ace Hobo is suddenly evolving into... an ULTRAPOULTRY GOD! Evolutions inc. do not take clauses about unoriginality. Chapter 4 Now there was a fish and a duck, they lived together in a collage dorm pretending to be students. They liked going to brothels. However, the brothels didn't like them. It was because one time one of the ho's didn't get paid by the duck and just ran. Because they were mad, the fish, named Ivan Il'yich Ivanov, decided to hatch an evil plot.

The luncher won't work because it requires you to be able to eat 36 baked potatoes in 10 minutes.

Factions, but delete all 1 person factions.

There are approximately 10 modpacks with this. I could make it, but you broke forum rules, so... No.

Ripoff of voltz. It even uses the voltz launcher API. Just try telling me all those steves likeing weren't alt accounts. It CANNOT be that easy to get that many likes.

It was a config file for Thermal Expansion.

Lethosos is banned for looking like a boss from Zelda I couldn't beat.

Yep, I deleted the file and it fixed it.

SXScarecrow should be banned for having no arms/claws/legs/psychic appendages to type with.Because of this, he is obviously using hacks.

My modpack worked fine until this morning, I never updated it. When I try to run it, I get this. Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem; Failed to start game A full error report has been saved to C:\Users\kwak\AppData\Roaming\.technic\elektrikal-automation\crash-reports\crash-2013-05-10_07.04.50-client.txt - Please include a copy of that file (Not this screen!) if you report this crash to anyone; without it, they will not be able to help fix the crash --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 81fe3495 -------- Full report at: C:\Users\kwak\AppData\Roaming\.technic\elektrikal-automation\crash-reports\crash-2013-05-10_07.04.50-client.txt Please show that file to Mojang, NOT just this screen! Generated 5/10/13 7:04 AM -- System Details -- Details: Minecraft Version: 1.4.7 Operating System: Windows 7 (amd64) version 6.1 Java Version: 1.7.0_21, Oracle Corporation Java VM Version: Java HotSpot 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Oracle Corporation Memory: 187855768 bytes (179 MB) / 446103552 bytes (425 MB) up to 954466304 bytes (910 MB) JVM Flags: 1 total; -Xmx1024m AABB Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used Suspicious classes: FML and Forge are installed IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 0, tallocated: 0 FML: MCP v7.26a FML v4.7.22.539 Minecraft Forge 6.6.0.517 60 mods loaded, 60 mods active mcp [Minecraft Coder Pack] (minecraft.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized FML [Forge Mod Loader] (coremods) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized Forge [Minecraft Forge] (coremods) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized CodeChickenCore [CodeChicken Core] (coremods) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized NotEnoughItems [Not Enough Items] (coremods) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized PowerCrystalsCore [PowerCrystals Core] (coremods) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized jammyfurniture [Jammy Furniture Mod] (1.4.7_Jammy_Furniture_Mod_V4.1.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BuildCraft|Core [buildCraft] (buildcraft-A-3.4.3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BuildCraft|Energy [bC Energy] (buildcraft-A-3.4.3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ExtrabiomesXL [ExtrabiomesXL] (ExtrabiomesXL-universal-1.4.7-3.8.0.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized Forestry [Forestry for Minecraft] (forestry-A-2.0.0.11.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ComputerCraft [ComputerCraft] (ComputerCraft1.481.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized CCTurtle [ComputerCraft Turtles] (ComputerCraft1.481.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ThermalExpansion [Thermal Expansion] (ThermalExpansion-2.2.0.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized OmniTools [OmniTools] (OmniTools-3.0.1.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized IC2 [industrialCraft 2] (industrialcraft-2_1.115.208-lf.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized drceph.petrogen [Petroleum Generator] ([1.4.6]PetroGen-1.2.1.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized mod_ReiMinimap [mod_ReiMinimap] ([1.4.6]ReiMinimap_v3.2_06.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized AdvancedMachines [iC2 Advanced Machines Addon] (AdvancedMachines_1.4.6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized AppliedEnergistics [Applied Energistics] (AppliedEnergistics.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BiblioCraft [biblioCraft] (BiblioCraft [v1.0.2].zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BuildCraft|Builders [bC Builders] (buildcraft-A-3.4.3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BuildCraft|Factory [bC Factory] (buildcraft-A-3.4.3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BuildCraft|Transport [bC Transport] (buildcraft-A-3.4.3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BuildCraft|Silicon [bC Silicon] (buildcraft-A-3.4.3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ChargePads [Charge Pads] (ChargePads.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized CompactSolars [Compact Solar Arrays] (compactsolars-universal-1.4.7-3.2.3.23.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized EE3 [Equivalent Exchange 3] (ee3.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ElectricExpansion [Electric Expansion] (ElectricExpansion_v1.3.9.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized EnderStorage [EnderStorage] (EnderStorage 1.4.1.2.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized BinnieCore [binnie Core] (extrabees-1.5.0.6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ExtraBees [Extra Bees] (extrabees-1.5.0.6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized FlatBedrock [FlatBedrock] (FlatBedrock_1.0.3.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized AdvancedSolarPanel [Advanced Solar Panels] (mod_AdvancedSolarPanels_3_3_3.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized GraviSuite [Gravitation Suite] (gravisuite.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized IC2NuclearControl [Nuclear Control] (IC2NuclearControl-1.4.6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized IronChest [iron Chest] (ironchest-universal-1.4.7-4.5.4.217.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized Mekanism [Mekanism] (Mekanism-v5.4.0.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized MekanismGenerators [MekanismGenerators] (MekanismGenerators-v5.4.0.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized MekanismTools [MekanismTools] (MekanismTools-v5.4.0.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized minechem [MineChem] (MineChem-2.0.0pr2.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ModularForceFieldSystem [Modular ForceField System V2] (ModularForceFieldSystemV2.2.8.3.5.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized mmmPowersuits [MachineMuse's Modular Powersuits] (ModularPowersuits.jar) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ThermalExpansion|Factory [Factory] (ThermalExpansion-2.2.0.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized NetherOres [Nether Ores] (NetherOres_2.0.4.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized PortalGun [Portal Gun] (PortalGun1.4.7v2.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerCore [RedPower] (RedPowerCore-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerBase [RP Base] (RedPowerCore-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerMachine [RP Machine] (RedPowerMechanical-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerCompat [RP Compat] (RedPowerCompat-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerWiring [RP Wiring] (RedPowerDigital-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerLogic [RP Logic] (RedPowerDigital-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerLighting [RP Lighting] (RedPowerDigital-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerWorld [RP World] (RedPowerMechanical-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized RedPowerControl [RP Control] (RedPowerMechanical-2.0pr6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized modRFL [Rotten Flesh to Leather] (Rotten Flesh to Leather - Forge 1.4.6.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized SoulShards [soulShards] (SoulShards-v1.26-universal.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ThermalExpansion|Energy [Energy] (ThermalExpansion-2.2.0.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ThermalExpansion|NEI [NEI] (ThermalExpansion-2.2.0.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Pre-initialized ThermalExpansion|Transport [Transport] (ThermalExpansion-2.2.0.zip) Unloaded->Constructed->Errored LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: GeForce GTX 550 Ti/PCIe/SSE2 GL version 4.3.0, NVIDIA Corporation Is Modded: Definitely; Client brand changed to 'forge,fml' Type: Client (map_client.txt) Texture Pack: Default Profiler Position: N/A (disabled) Vec3 Pool Size: ~~ERROR~~ NullPointerException: null java.lang.RuntimeException: Unknown character '

I almost went insane placing all of the doors. I have finished 30/48 rooms.